[pulls out a knife and points it at all you fuckers] a semicolon isn't just a comma with emphasis and if you use it like one I'm going to use this knife to comma at you with emphasis
before listening to @DrinkAndLearn's podcast I would not have been able to explain why some old fashioneds I've had are delightful and some make me sad. but I think it's that I don't like what they called "fruit salad" old fashioneds........I have Learned today
extremely funny fact about my mother: she will physically recoil if you call the DC airport "Ronald Reagan National Airport" and say "National, please."
saw @frankturner tonight and, as much as I liked to JOKE about "seeing Miranda performed live is going to fix me" it was GENUINELY so important. I did cry a little. there is so little music out there that celebrates trans people, and so this song hits me every GODDAMN time
the most affirming thing my parents (not terribly affirming people) have ever done for me is take me to a local gallery and buy me whatever piece of art I wanted of the place from which i took my middle name. that print is one of my most cherished possessions.