outlaw matt

poet laureate of McDonald’s (he/him) 5’3” jewish

[outlaw matt @boyderskovits]

This year I had 4 poems published by magazines I adore very much. Posted below r my poems, with links as well so u can go check out the magazines! Everyone was amazing to work with. I also have a prose piece coming out in January, which I’m excited for u all to read! Enjoy :) 🧵

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Some of us never left

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I am the Jalen Brunson of Umd English

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#music

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I turn on that bad bunny and I just start weeping

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I’m from Dublin

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Kneecap inexplicably dropping an album about dragon ball before going back to business as usual

[Westerns & the Old West @DavidLambertArt]

Bill Sienkiewicz's unused poster designs for Unforgiven:

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@hahliphonkwalk

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@hahliphonkwalk :P

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@TheWarblazer Thank you!!!😁

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Wizard battles with wands is utterly ridiculous. They look like fools. No dignity in that type of combat

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Welcome back to The Yard, Ceddy 🧡

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y'all i swear the way prospectors be OBSESSED with finding gold 😭😭😭
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GoldToothCleetus added you to a list: "Grubbers who'll NEVER see a CRUMB of me fortune 🫵😂"

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RESPOND TO MY EMAIL!!!!!!!!

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When you are so scared. For no fucking reason.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

hes in riverboat gambler heaven now, riding on a river that never reaches the ocean, playing with a bankroll that never runs out

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The United States has selected me to play for the World Cup squad, but I declined. Instead, I will be playing as a representative of Maryland 🦀🦀🦀

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