Jared Boyer

[Jared Boyer @boyer_jared]

@ChuckGrassley @RuthlessPodcast Chuck doing the lord’s work.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I think the World Cup’s been cool... All these people are coming over and saying they’re having the best vacation ever. Buddy, every country has its issues. No doubt the United States does but I fuckin love living here. I’m very proud to be an American” -Ryan Whitney

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

Daycare calls me. That's never good.

For them.

Daycare: "your son hurt his elbow and won't move his arm. Can you come take him to a doctor's office?"

Me (ex Special Forces Medic): "A real doctor is on the way to you now. I am 6 mikes out. Alert me of status changes."

I arrive at daycare. I locate the patient. 21 month old male. Scene is not safe. I drag the patient to cover and concealment behind a seesaw, away from the other small terrorists in the AO.

I begin my assessment. Blood sweep negative for massive hemorrhage. Mental status: conscious and verbal but confused (answers "dada" when asked for blood type). One breath every 2 seconds. Bilateral rise and fall of the chest. Strong carotid pulse, strong bilat radial pulse.

Teeth and tongue intact no blood no mucus no dip or foreign objects. Eyes PERRLA, negative JVD/trach deviation, C-spine intact upon palpation.

Heart sounds strong upon auscultation. Percussion negative for hemo-T. Abdominal quads normal upon palpation. Pelvis negative for book sign.

Arms and legs negative for crepitus. However, Patient indicates discomfort in right arm upon palpation and supination/flexion of the elbow.

Nursemaid's elbow.

I begin interventions. Supination/flexion technique complete at 1215. Palpable clunk on successful reduction. I write the time on his chest in Sharpie. I tape a popsicle to his hand and tell the patient to suck but do not bite/chew. I write "1 x popsicle (10g sugar)" on his chest in Sharpie.

I reassess the patient after performing interventions then package the patient for handoff to daycare/higher level of care. I yell at daycare over the Blackhawk in my head: "21 month old male!!! Nursemaids elbow!!! Treated with supination/flexion technique at 1215!!! Patient has 1 x popsicle onboard!!"

Daycare: "sir please leave."

Me: "you should have called my wife."

[Aaron Marner @A_Mar32]

That counts as another Outback Bowl victory for Iowa btw

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

@CENTCOM @PeteHegseth America is the greatest country on earth and our military is the most hard charging in history. Crush them.

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me.
You're probably wondering how I got here.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Greatest 4th quarter in NFL history

[Josh Holmes @HolmesJosh]

When someone kills your people, funds organizations targeting you and your allies, and openly says “death to (your country)” you have two options.
1. Ignore them until they find a way to effectuate their stated preference.
2. Eliminate the threat.

The first brought us 9/11.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Here's the thing about this. There shouldn't be a conservative media there shouldn't be a liberal media. There should just be what the truth is. That's it, And Tapper at no point was interested in the truth. That's the problem here.

[Jared Boyer @boyer_jared]

@ChuckGrassley what are we doing here?

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

WTF is wrong with these jerks??

[Jared Boyer @boyer_jared]

@HolmesJosh in case you needed anything for KoTH…

[Bluesky Libs @BlueskyLibs]

Cheri Jacobs is now fantasizing about Trump being beaten, sodomized and shot.

[Dash Dobrofsky @DashDobrofsky]

Donald Trump just referred to himself as a “King” and then posted a picture of himself wearing a golden crown on the official White House account.

Democrats should immediately file articles of impeachment
https://t.co/ifvIJdmBQ0

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

1000 HBO writers sitting at 1000 typewriters for 1000 years wouldn’t be able to write dialog this good

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

Instead of making highly produced clap back videos with social media influencers, you should get to work helping Californians.

You’re the leader of a state in crisis, and you should finally start acting like it.

[Jared Boyer @boyer_jared]

Yes.

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Who is the worst governor in the United States?

[Jared Boyer @boyer_jared]

@rmeredith2053 Unburdened by what has been

[Jared Boyer @boyer_jared]

@DashDobrofsky Not even you believe these points. Just give it up already

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

@elonmusk Sir I’ve already prepopulated the leaderboard

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Newly selected Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth wants to get rid of any DEI programs or personal who pushed for it in the military.

[Jared Boyer @boyer_jared]

@OhRick4 Could it be, she was a historically bad candidate? Even worse than the previously historically bad candidate, Hillary Clinton. To answer your crowd size point, just because you hold a speech after a concert doesn’t mean they’re there for you.