* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ

when people see a lawyer, the last thing they'd expect is for them to be fun or have some sort of soul.

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

if only i could break the chain of disappointment weighing me down.

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

you kinda struck me as someone to like tactical rpgs.

[— 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑 @SCHOLARISMS]

I’ve never had the time for things like that

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

you've never played a pokémon game?

[— 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑 @SCHOLARISMS]

Idk who that is

[— 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑 @SCHOLARISMS]

Need to become a bunny

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

https://t.co/zYDYdQ4OMd

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

mun.

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

👉👈

[— AIDEN. ˎˊ˗ @HISSTUFFEDBEAR]

THERE’S A FIRE??

OH MY GOD

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

( the fire's spreading rapidly around the cabin- )

[— TOM. ˎˊ˗ @RETlREDCOP]

whhatt… what happened?

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

THE FIRE

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

i was just trying to pass it to him so he could put out the-

[— AIDEN. ˎˊ˗ @HISSTUFFEDBEAR]

why on earth would you throw a fire extinguisher at him?

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

....

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

tommmm?

[— TOM. ˎˊ˗ @RETlREDCOP]

uhughshshhghhhh

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

WHAT

[— AIDEN. ˎˊ˗ @HISSTUFFEDBEAR]

great job benji you killed tom

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

( poking his face )

[— TOM. ˎˊ˗ @RETlREDCOP]

😵‍💫

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

.....

uhhh.. tom?

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

oh, shit-

[— TOM. ˎˊ˗ @RETlREDCOP]

( gets hit in the head and goes unconscious )

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

( THROWS ONE AT HIM WITHOUT THINKING )

[— TOM. ˎˊ˗ @RETlREDCOP]

WHERE IS THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!?

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

HELPPPP

[— TOM. ˎˊ˗ @RETlREDCOP]

FIRE

[Cute Dessert @sweetxdessert]

.

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

◆︎ icon art: official.

◆︎ psd: bobbisbird ( polarr ).

[* 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 .ᐟ @boyfailurc]

credits.