LIE ON YOUR RESUME, LIE IN YOUR INTERVIEW, GOOGLE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET HIRED, YOUR BOSS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING EITHER, LIE, HAVE YOUR FRIEND PRETEND TO BE YOUR OLD BOSS AND GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERRAL, LIE ON LINKEDIN
I got grandfathered into @TMobile after being a Sprint customer and as a result, I lost iPhone Forever. Now you’re increasing your price for a plan I had no say in, but expect me to be ok with no added benefits? nah
@donaldglover feel better donald! i hope you come back stronger than ever 🖤(but pls don’t reschedule the 9/19 show anywhere between 10/24-11/4 because i will be out of the country 🥲)
ok but in all seriousness, if we ever do have to go through a lockdown again please actually take it seriously this time bc have y’all seen what monkeypox could do to you..
Dear Aquarius girl
the universe told me to tell you to not block your blessing. you doing good so don’t let your emotions get in the way. if you standing on shit don’t look back. some ppl just stupid and don’t deserve a piece of you. u gonna be surprised later. but chill & watch
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WE GETTING *TWO* CHILDISH GAMBINO ALBUMS?!?!?!?
SHOWCASED THREE NEW SONGS TODAY, 1 NEW RAP, 1 A FINISHED VERSION OF BIG FOOT, AND ENDING WITH A FINISHED HUMAN SACRIFICE??!?!?!?!??
I ALMOST CRIED WOW THAT SONG IS SO CLOSE TO MY HEART
MY GOAT IS BACK 😭🥲