jon jon

moanin & bitchin

[nad @obatlleah]

the impact these 5 have had on US soccer and women's football as a whole wow im getting so emotional seeing them together again

[. @swolecinephile]

Rupaul’s Stop That Train having a higher critic score than Spielberg’s Disclosure Day

[han 🍌⭐️⭐️🦇 @aghoulishgal]

that’s not christen press

[abby @alwaybseen]

thank fucking god i’m in my twenties at the same time as olivia rodrigo

[Josh • kindness era☁️ @born2beaswiftie]

Jessie on Taylor Swift being inducted into the Songwriters’ Hall of Fame:

“Notice how it’s not Billie Ellish”

[james @jms_tny]

One time on a podcast appearance Kelly mantle asked what you’re supposed to do during marvel movies and the person was like “what do you mean you sit and watch it” and she said “I always feel like i’m supposed to be doing something more”

[Joe McBob @MrJoeMcBob]

In a 48 hour period of time, Taylor Swift will have sung with Randy Newman, rallied the Knicks back from 29 down, and be inducted the youngest ever woman into the Songwriter's Hall of Fame.

[caio* @mclr4n]

flew from training camp to support her at the most important day of her career as a songwriter. see? not that fucking hard when you actually care

[bald @featureswifts]

🚨 New lyrics from Olivia Rodrigo’s new album, ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love.’

“Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy”

[izzy @8uwcls]

The way he and his all male staff acted towards the referees genuinely gave me the ick

[The Taylor Swift Updates @theTSupdates]

💬| Jen when asked “what is your biggest turn off” on tonight’s episode of #LoveIslandUSA:

“When men hate on me for playing Taylor Swift”

[milo ♡ ⸆⸉ taybriana stan ꕤ @badideaarix]

this is literally like a treaty of versailles

[Josh • kindness era☁️ @born2beaswiftie]

The producers at Pixar have confirmed that “Babyface” from Toy Story 1 will be returning in the 5th installment voiced by @billieeilish

“We thought they looked similar enough, a mess.”

[Josh • kindness era☁️ @born2beaswiftie]

Buzz Lightyear when asked if he listened to “Hit Me Hard and Soft” in 2024:

“No sorry, I was busy streaming The Tortured Poets Department. Billie tanked, by the way.”

[Josh • kindness era☁️ @born2beaswiftie]

Jessie on why Taylor Swift was chosen for the Toy Story 5 soundtrack:

“We knew we didn’t want Billie Ellish in our movie”

[👑 @eyesopens]

genuinely laughing at “we’re so back” u were begging him to go after ttpd and midnights and then invented drama between them bc he didnt do one (1) album. i cant w swifties omfg 😭

[Josh • kindness era☁️ @born2beaswiftie]

Woody on his favorite Taylor Swift album:

“Definely TTPD because it blocked Billie Ellish”

[willnights ☁️ @willistortured1]

me at the toy story 5 premiere arguing with a kid who says that he doesn't like taylor

[trans judeo-bolshevik @transjewtalian]

every character finds themselves in an office building and it zooms out to be the twin towers on 9/11