boykelsey

good morningwood american

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

@useyourtanuki probaly kansas idk

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

1 time i was jerginn off n flipped my turquoises geo tracker but id did a full 360 i was listening 2 crawling in the dark it was badass

[Kodi @useyourtanuki]

Some days, I feel unwise about the ways of the world even as a grown man, and those are the days I turn to @boykelsey for advice.

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

@KelseyChapstick @GracePersephone who evn r u go back to older beerman probably?

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

@GracePersephone @KelseyChapstick Sure now im in Myrtle beach but u see i am from a small town just liek Jack and Diane from Johm Nelencamp

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

if i put my ear up aginst my gf’s pudanda i can hear the best of hoobastank

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

if u mix extenze and titos it will do the same thing as plan b i swear

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

@KelseyChapstick helo tits do u want to go to checkers w me u pay?

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

@roswell2001 @ESPNFrankie also…ur 4head look like teh san andreas falt

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

@roswell2001 @ESPNFrankie u r like th last zima in the bottom of teh igloo coooler no one picks u & ur fake sweet n kinda corny

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

my jetski is totallled. topless nurse in a speedboat drank twoo many hi noons and slammed into me but m y ball chain necklacd is unharmed so who relly lost out not me

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

dont mix expire zima and november rain when ur tryin to bury ur boxer mix because it fukkin sux 😢

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

@missleylaha @mina_hamedi helo burthdy girl

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

love how ppl from OBX think theyre better than us myrtle bitches just because our rate of syphils is so much higher like sorry no 1 wrote a nicolas spracks book about us we are too busy fingering waitresses and drinking vodka red bulls

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

@likeadagger hello

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

This is one of the top ten best songs of all time imo

(Hed) Planet Earth - Bartender (Official Video) https://t.co/eRKLFwESq5 via @YouTube

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

@LucretianAnimus @megans__law i hd green-wood 1x but i shoplifted antibiotics from a medxpres and now im back to strange ass with no class all riiiight

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

if my butt had a bumpert sticker it would say “i would rather be fisting the track pants off gwinn stephanie” do you know where they sell buttt bumper sticker ??

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

my geo tracker broke down in alantown penn because i was listening to incubus and trying to do a wheelie and all i have to show for this past week is a uti and a new rocker shirt which i will cut the sleeves off of ☯️

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

hole*

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

mixed malibu n diet rite w rx antibiotics i got from eating dirty but n now i finaly get chinese democracy (not the gnr album)

[boykelsey @boykelsey]

butt*