KidzAfterMidnight

I forgot this was here.

[THE GODMUTHA ✦ @THEG0DMUTHA]

It's always a MF DOOM Christmas 🎄

[Sam Yang @samdoesarts]

Cyberpunk 2 main characters? 🫣

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

Fuck you Shoresy

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

Driving to Nola should not be this difficult. Car overheating. Traffic not moving. Pulled over 3-4 times in an hour. #stayedmyassinbama

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

500 Days of Summer. Sexy Evil Genius.
Pull the ripcord young man and float.

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

Admitted I liked a girl to her face. Will burn myself after breakfast In bourbon and 2killYa with coffee.

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

@AustinCreedWins “A Mulberry is a tree. Kuwabara is a man. And I’ll prove it!”

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

DOGMA debuted 24 years ago today!
I dream of getting it back one day.
I’d pray for that but I think the Lord would have a helluva time granting this particular wish…

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

6th or 7th time getting pulled over for a head light. Proper documentation was awarded.

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

@njpwworld @s_d_naito @MF_SCOOB Bruh

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

Today I found a DVD player in the dash of my car. WHY THE ABSOLUTE F()CK IS THERE A DVD PLAYER IN THIS CAR?!!!1

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

Always fun putting in a pickup order and proving that I am in fact ‘SHELLY’ and no, there was no sex change.

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

@MF_SCOOB

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

Is there a product that mixes chocolate covered pretzels and ginger snaps/ginger cookies? #fatkidquestions

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

Hometown drunk may not look good on me…

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

Thank you Grandma

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

Gawd I hate my hometown and all the fucks who’ve moved from fuck-ever to be confused meeting a well spoken negro.

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

I may just have the worst luck with vehicles these days. But I love lemons and POSs.

[KidzAfterMidnight @boyNamedShells]

Car acquired