Dante

Dante Noles
🖍 Gay art ho🖍
🍑 12/08/1995 🍑
🏳️‍🌈 Northern Thot 🏳️‍🌈

[Dante @boyofdeer]

I can and will have sex with your dad

[Dante @boyofdeer]

#jamescameronwantstofuckfish

[Dante @boyofdeer]

@bobahooligan the r/bobatale Reddit is stuck at 43 recipes! Could we get a little hint?

[Dante @boyofdeer]

God killed too many good people this year but she’s desperately trying to make up for it now by killing off the Hitler youth guy with the funny hat

[Dante @boyofdeer]

So the fifty year old loser who tried to own Greta is having a schizophrenic meltdown whilst in custody for human trafficking charges? I suddenly don’t feel too bad about my post Christmas slump

[sybil grimalkin @joblessthursday]

prince william in balmoral https://t.co/tD1zTiuB97

[Dante @boyofdeer]

I genuinely think I might be too gay, stupid and horny for Halloween horror nights

[Dante @boyofdeer]

@AMorbidPodcast dw the flatwoods monster is living ha best life now

[Dante @boyofdeer]

‘BUt wHaT iF yoUr Mom AbOrtED yOu?’ Then i wouldn’t exist and therefore wouldn’t care

[Dante @boyofdeer]

If you’re anti-abortion you’re pro-coat hanger in an alleyway js

[Dante @boyofdeer]

We as a society went downhill when we stopped having grandmas knit the shreddies

[Dante @boyofdeer]

Some of u didn’t clap for the bing bang bong and it shows

[Dante @boyofdeer]

@HorrorNightsORL is back which means I get to draw Chance with zero criticism thank you #HHN30

[Dante @boyofdeer]

I haven’t had sex or anything sex adjacent in two months and I think that’s why I’ve become the whore of Babylon

[Dante @boyofdeer]

Judge Rinder often feels like Jeremy Kyle but for gays that throw dinner parties. So that’s why I watch it I guess

[Dante @boyofdeer]

Dude I’m already peak fag but Lil Nas X makes me feel like I need to step up my gayme

[Dante @boyofdeer]

Not to be gay but I would absolutely bang Danny Trejo

[Dante @boyofdeer]

I am so sure I saw @ShadyLawrence in an Edinburgh chippy a couple years back but I was also absolutely hammered and tried to start a conversation with one of those Policeman posters on a Morrison’s window so who’s to say

[Dante @boyofdeer]

Being dumb and kinda slutty isn’t an aesthetic it’s a lifestyle

[Dante @boyofdeer]

Lockdown has fully turned me feral

[Dante @boyofdeer]

If anyone was wondering about the consequences of that tweet, just know that my mother texts ‘your boyfriend is on telly’ during Judge Rinder because I’m not allowed to live anything down in this family