uncle puppy

i am 26

[CycleofSin @CycleofSin]

slept on my penis wrong now it looks like an accordion

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

I like who i am i think i will become this when im 28 ill be ready then

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

I want to be a castro clone so bad but im just a fat gay idiot !!!

[dérick @noqueefsgiven]

if i was cis i would be a ftm chaser but it ok because i would be nice

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

Hello my memory ..

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

What if, instead of swallowing cum, you swallowed the knowledge that you are worth it?

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

I have an extreme hatred for eurovision and all of its consequences

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

@fetusinthesink Literally nothing crazy just mikes harder

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

Drinking a tallboy while cleaning and my movements get more and more cavemen like and everything starts to feel like life or death

[🔻ᠠ‍ᡳᡵᡝᠨ‍ᡳ (thempress eirene) 🤖 @magne_toes]

historia #aot

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

I keep getting ai generated ads saying i can get money from a class action lawsuit if i was touched as a child. All different locations

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

My last neighbors were so unpleasant that i was thankful that my new ones actually felt bad And Stopped when i told them that their plunging of their sink was shooting nasty goop into mine.

[Dogs @The_M_Jerry]

so adorable and beautiful puppy

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

@Jet_Indica My stupid ass confused her display name for the mayor of boston

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

@whenshedrivess Yeah thats not too bad ive just seen people saying that you gotta like massage the walls and use it or lose it basically and unmm i dont wanna

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

ive been on t for honestly 9 years and only started getting really worried about Atrophy like. Last week #scared

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

@fetusinthesink Like mine own or just in general

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

Taking tourist photos where i live

[uncle puppy @boyohwow]

@iietkynes Literally same. Streets are saying im going to start pissing my pants soon.