trying

another anon whore venting into the void. sober, or trying to be. queer, trans, they/them

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@MissLoreleiLee Petit Mort!

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when he compliments my weight loss knowing full well it’s because I’ve been sick for weeks 😤

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Reporting back from an overnight to confirm that no matter how much I ask for, I always leave feeling like I’ve somehow been robbed

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feeding him a little boric acid like it’s bitter apple for a bad dog. chew and be punished, bitch

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don’t get me wrong, i love adhd boyfriend, but when you get to the stage of the relationship where you’re no longer dopamine, you’re just oxytocin, things do indeed get tough

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the absolute mindfuck of having an adhd boyfriend who has no idea how long it’s been since he planned a date, alongside clients who email right after the session saying they can’t wait to see you again and when can they arrange another

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Bro you cannot ask for Greek less than an hour before the session

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If they bullied you relentlessly for being trans in high school, don’t forget to check if they’re trans now

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I can’t do drugs but I can go into five below with my grownup money and that feels almost as thrilling

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Gonna have to start getting my eyelashes done for real the way I be putting them on my pics in post

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the problem with the bl is that a lot of yall are just racist

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the best thing about having two boyfriends is getting to complain about annoying clients twice

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“It’s not that bad” my brother in Christ why are you complacent living in a dynamic that’s bad at all?

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You come out of the bathroom with a poopy butthole you don’t get the prostate massage. There’s a shower AND a bidet there’s no excuse for this

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@heybbyuavail Rad! I’ll message you

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@heybbyuavail If you happen to be near NY I got you

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lol when it’s just the two of us we go to bed and get up together like nbd, but whenever my boyfriend sleeps over, my dog comes to whack me with her head at 7am telling me she’s gotta go out like it’s an emergency. petty

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@sexytired I do this, take my pills straight through no bleed. The bleed that happens isn’t a “period” - without the hormonal changes surrounding ovulation the uterine lining isn’t thickening the way it would so you don’t have the same “buildup” to shed