christain🍕

what happens next will shock you

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my greatest fear in life is not being relatable. does anyone else feel this way? deleting if no

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me asffffffffff

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

Should I go to singers ?

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@woodpoint_road you tweeted this the night we hung out ...?

[screenset, PhD @tjelesan]

ran into the official Twinks vs. Dolls Cigarette Race in Times Square…..

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@ReedRolling save me, sexy twinks vs dolls videography team 😍

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@Jessi_Rihanna this

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@bridgetmfoley you are the realest one on here bridget

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it's cool that there's a same-sex kiss in Lightyear! that's what animation is for, showing us dope stuff that could never happen in real life

[christain🍕 @boyruminating]

men's bicycles have a crossbar to give us something to hump

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i used to write 5-paragraph essays like you wouldnt believe. just absolue intro, point 1, point 2, point 3, closing. changing hearts and minds with every word. now i burn eggs and eat them anyways

[christain🍕 @boyruminating]

using dishes: 🤩
washing dishes: 😒

rt if you agree, disagree, or are gay!

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@ReedRolling and?? sounds like they are the self concious ones… keep being you!!

[reedrolling @ReedRolling]

when the top wants to bottom that’s on period

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@ReedRolling yupp

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@Big_dipper_9001 wig

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when signs abbreviate “junction” to “JCT” the letters omitted are U N I O N, which spell “union” which is a type of junction. love that <3

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you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this jimmy kimmel watcher

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these days there's simply no way of knowing who is or isn't a human of new york

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it's friday night in brooklyn, new york. do you know where your improvisers are?

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if new york is dead, who's shining that green light across the bay every night towards my lavish west egg estate??

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blink and you’ll miss it! until next week

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new york fashion week is a very special week in that it seems to only happen once every week