Boys Of Bont

Looking after our human every day ...

[Boys Of Bont @boysofbont]

Hercules here on a matter of cat etiquette. We need to talk hairballs. If you were Buster, would you hoick up the big one on ...

#hairballs #runawaycat #catindisgrace

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@EsylltMair @Madeley We get lost between North Vagina and South Clitoris.

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@rotiger We could come and mess that up, just say...

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We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of The Back of Ysgubor (which won’t allow legal observers) State of The Cwm & the State of Isfryn, each one of which has a BIG @BoysOfBont lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the right to slaughter all rodents & kin.

[Boys Of Bont @boysofbont]

@KateAspinall3 Prime rat, Anti Narapoia. We did do the trying hard but goods new! She responded to paw-with-a-hint-of-claw teatime demand, so we’re sorted. She is still very and not curling up for kip though. Is worried a bit. What if she doesn’t sort it next time? Will be hungry in 57 minutes.

[Boys Of Bont @boysofbont]

Are human is anxious-furious-writing. We think the pen will break in a minute and there is some skin-chewing going on.

Is there some Feliway for humans we can give her? Tried with a gall bladder but that didn’t work.

[Boys Of Bont @boysofbont]

@rotiger @wrigglefingers Had many cups of the brown very stinky stuff. Probably 90% caffin.

[Boys Of Bont @boysofbont]

@Madeley We follow our serf on Twitter.

We patted her face to see whether she was a viable lifeform at 4am, because she looked like death. She woke up and has been doomscrolling since. We were sent out to rat-catch but have wagged off and now enjoying a fag round the back of the barn.

[Boys Of Bont @boysofbont]

For my Name is Buster of Bont, Prince of Powys, Scoffer of Reindeer and Mangler of Fur (mostly my own) and I have just farted. #Cats ##CantLiveWithCantLiveWithout

[Boys Of Bont @boysofbont]

@LouiseTilbrook1 Are hooman has made a Spotify Christmas playlist. It is weird like what she is. You can make it better by adding to it and everything.

https://t.co/ifV7TdI7Nw

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@hilltopkatie Where are you now?

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@LizLovick Liz, I’m so sorry to read this.

[Boys Of Bont @boysofbont]

@hilltopkatie I can come sooner than dark!

[Katie Weston 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @hilltopkatie]

So much of my productive time over the past year has been devoted to trying to get my business to survive Brexit. Imagine that, replicated all over the country.

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@LouiseTilbrook1 Bathing in my millions, here in Wales. Boycott Ravelry really is the gift that keeps giving...

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@kariebookish I dislike them all so much I have taken to drinking tea without milk. I’ve always drunk coffee black.

[LucyMangan @LucyMangan]

Well, you absolute fucking shitheap

[Boys Of Bont @boysofbont]

Are human has been caning the little pills again. We know ‘cos one minute she’s like red drippy eyes and snuffles and the next minute all sparky and not wheezy and she’s like “Helllooo Boys! Want some Dreamies?”. #torydrugoff #mydrughell PS we think her dealer is called ‘Boots’

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Having another little nap after an exhausting putting-the-buttons-on-cards session. There’s a rumble-noise coming from the dark grey clouds and I’ve decided that discretion is the better part of valour.

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@rotiger @wrigglefingers Still helping hard, Ro. Just enjoying a small napette whilst she’s mucking about on Twitter. My co-worker, Hercules Haketaker, is collecting shrews, ‘cos they’d look good on a cardie too.

[Boys Of Bont @boysofbont]

My human, @wrigglefingers, is making buttons for #Wonderwool this weekend so obviously, I need to help...