jackson storm

don’t you worry, pal. you had a good run.

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@dietbagel travis’s touch fails to bring forth an incandescent glow, it merely d!ckmatizes 😔

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@bfitzgerald_12 @Kaizx1237 the movie definitely had a pacing problem (the first 20 minutes felt rushed) but i’m a fan of the goofy exposition dumps these movies do so i’m kinda biased towards enjoying the slower parts

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@dietbagel many think they’re snoopy when they’re the woodstock in all of their friendships

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@Kaizx1237 to be fair in the poem is kinda sounds like he hates it too

[NBA @NBA]

🌟 Spike Lee x Timothée Chalamet 🌟

Taking in Knicks-Lakers on TNT!

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@dietbagel we couldn't plant him in our White House so he's gone back to his plow

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@Kaizx1237 my mom has to complain when i answer before ken’s done reading

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@dietbagel she has to be a former sec sorority girl

[Bravo Top Chef @BravoTopChef]

Pack your knives, and head up north! #TopChef is going to Canada for Season 22, premiering March 13th 🔪🧡

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the nfl told their refs to let kansas city win so that the Blonde Demon would be in new orleans to boost their ratings when she “shockingly” joins kendrick for a performance of bad blood

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@dietbagel your bag didn’t even get stained for a GOOD movie oh no

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@dietbagel we’ve gotta go up to charlotte for that and the monkey musical i guess

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@dietbagel if i was at a folk music festival and you start playing your ROCK music i would have started throwing things too

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@dietbagel the minute renee’s snarky lesbian character left the show they brought in an identical snarky lesbian it’s insane

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@Kaizx1237 if you enjoy joaquin phoenix playing a demented loser you’ll like the first one

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@DaughtryMom05 what’s his medical specialty?

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@yassdoov feel like it depends on if the phone user is being a nuisance, e.g. the old people who never turn off their ringers or turn down their brightness

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@dietbagel imagine jj redick asking lebron if they could start using his glorious brain power this season