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[rachel @mchalemackenzie]

if we’re talking about veep we should be talking about #him

[‎ٰ @slasherbaddies]

i see everyone starting to talk about the upcoming possession remake so i’m here to remind the world of the first omen (2024) and how it pulled off this hysterical homage to zulawski’s movie and adjani’s subway sequence, right in the middle of rome

[simon @boywiffe]

i have this really dear friend of mine who is in her mid 30s and this kind of humor really reminds of her. in both an endering and cringeworthy way

[𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐨୭ ᵎᵎ 🍭 #JOSIETWT @angelopiantubes]

How it feels to tell anyone I use any pronouns

[simon @boywiffe]

this episode is soooo wild

[Kenny @kennysroys]

“Stephen Hawking here is indisposed.” 😭😭😭

[simon @boywiffe]

@vaultscoring em um segundo meu queixo foi ao chao jesus

[simon @boywiffe]

this is what i mean when i say i'm on the spectrum

[a woman @TouchOfAWoman]

@T_Marie60 Rape is a spectrum

[Seth @holzawn]

Audrey Hobert to David Bowie, Michael Jackson, and Prince

[simon @boywiffe]

this was herstory

[simon @boywiffe]

@civilwarondrugs neutral observation, i'm hoping? :3

[Detective EO @_sobreeo]

May your day be beautiful, just like:

[🦇 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪ ⋆ @joelschesthair]

hairy joel miller 🫦

[james @jms_tny]

The thought of spending years adrift being a passive observer in my own life until I eventually begin the process of dying a death slow enough to really feel the weight of my decision to never allow myself to become the person I was meant to be

[simon @boywiffe]

oh my god

[vitória @veryvvitch]

did you guys know sophia lillis wore a nose prosthetic to look more like amy adams in sharp objects?

[simon @boywiffe]

cuuuuuuute

[bri @velvetsuite]

just heard a maybe 13 year old explaining imax 70mm to his little brother and the brother goes “why don’t they build more imaxes?”

[simon @boywiffe]

i get the white guy in thailand = pedophile but whats up with the cast on his arm and a limp

[simon @boywiffe]

what does this mean

[Liam 💮 @OfficialLiamo]

When I was in Thailand, on my first day I saw a white guy with a cast on his arm and a limp and I said "pedophile" out loud but luckily he didn't hear me

[simon @boywiffe]

the streets yearn for alfonso cuarón

[Mike_Sauce @M_Sawce]

Shot of the year

[simon @boywiffe]

@49eerfc @jellicle_jay i'm sorry i doubted your taste

[simon @boywiffe]

just liked this and realized i didn't even look at letterboxd reviews of the odyssey. i don't relate to this, i don't know if it true. but it's nolan hate so i instinctively liked it. maybe i'm a bad person

[Soda @soda_joke]

Letterboxd reviews of The Odyssey be like
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"This was the greatest cinematic experience of my entire life. The script is probably terrible, the performances were mostly bad, the pacing was weird, and all the shots were bland close-ups, but it was just so... big!"