Jake 🌱

MA ➡️ VA.

[Jake 🌱 @boywithsprout]

Did the US government partner with ticketmaster for the Epstein files release? Why do I feel like I’m about to make a large purchase

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything u just said

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The villain could be hiding anywhere!

The villains lair:

[lauren 🕺🏼 @laurenontour]

just got the “tiktok is banned” pop up, closed the app, then went back to it 3 seconds later out of habit. yeah i’m cooked

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Shazam but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me

[Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually @AStateofPete]

Me: *walking around the function*

Also me tripping on one of these:

[max!🪐 @MaxRut]

when you’re dating a doctor:

[Jake 🌱 @boywithsprout]

IM TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Seconds after the card game rules are explained

[Jake 🌱 @boywithsprout]

@realmaup Qualifications: I own a camera, a hand, and a fanny pack

[Jake 🌱 @boywithsprout]

@j0elawrence Not the replies defending their addictions like he just personally attacked them 😭 just let him tell his story and move on

[RΞZZ @OfficialRezz]

FULL ALBUM TRACKLIST.

album drops tomorrow at MIDNIGHT EST

[Jake 🌱 @boywithsprout]

@BeatboxBevs @Brandonblanco88

[BeatBox🧃 @BeatboxBevs]

We got some new tea 👀🫖

RT & tag your friends in the comments & we’ll hook 150 of you up with these gifting boxes that include a BeatBox jersey & socks + all three of our new hard tea flavors 🔥

[☔ @Whotfismick]

if my sleep schedule was a person

[☔ @Whotfismick]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!!

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey can i tell you this story that i’ve already told you like five or six times

[Jake 🌱 @boywithsprout]

@j0elawrence THE BEST PEOPLE

[Jake 🌱 @boywithsprout]

#Oppenheimer but with no spoilers