Fatboy Bets

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

Fatboy’s out the country but the locks don’t take vacations 🌍🔒

MNF—we’re ordering points and fucking touchdowns.

🔥 Over 48.5
🏈 Olave ATD
🏈 Pitts ATD
💰 Falcons -1.5

Different time zone, same damn cash counter. LET’S EAT 🍽️

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

Take the fucking OVER in the Sunday night game 🏈🔥

POINTS, POINTS, AND MORE POINTS. These defenses are terrible and Fatboy’s here for a shootout. Keep that scoreboard moving. 💰

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

🚨 FATBOY’S SUNDAY NIGHT SPECIAL 🚨

Gibbs & Hubbard BOTH 5+ rushing yards in EVERY quarter (+295) 🏈💰

Keep those legs moving and feed the fucking backs. Fatboy’s riding with this one—LOCK IT IN. 🐳

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

FATBOY’S TOUCHDOWN MENU 🍔🏈

Parker Washington ATD
Puka ATD
Kenyon Sadiq ATD
Nico Collins ATD
Jalon Daniels ATD
Marvin Harrison ATD

Fatboy’s hungry for six and these boys are on the fucking menu. Find that end zone. See you at the counter 🧾🔥

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

FATBOY’S 1PM SLATE 🍔💰
Jags ML
Cowboys ML
Buccaneers ML
Cardinals -2.5

Fatboy’s got a full plate and we’re hungry as fuck. Let’s cash these tickets. See you at the counter 🧾🔥

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

FATBOY’S 3:30–4:30 SLATE 🐳🔥

🏈 Ohio State 1H TT OVER 14.5
🏈 Ohio State full game TT OVER 30.5
🏈 Florida -5.5
🏈 Louisville -5.5
🏈 Nebraska TT OVER 34.5
🏈 Kentucky ML

Buckeyes, get those fucking points up. Riding with the Cats for the upset. See you at the counter 💰

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

Fatboy is hunting another noon dog 🐶💰 Give me MINNESOTA MONEYLINE. Fuck the points—we’re riding with the Gophers to win this shit outright. ROW THE FUCKING BOAT 🚣 See you at the counter.

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

Give me Mississippi State MONEYLINE 🐶💰 Fatboy is riding with the Bulldogs to get the fucking job done. Ring those cowbells and meet me at the counter 🔔

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

FATBOY’S FAVORITE NOON PLAY 🐳🔥

Kamario + Russell combined 500+ passing yards. Give me these boys airing that shit out all afternoon. Let it fucking fly. See you at the counter 💰

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

FATBOY’S FRIDAY SLATE 🐋🔥

🏈 VT game OVER 54.5 + VT ML
🏈 Liberty TT OVER 28.5
🏈 Penn State -2.5
🏈 Penn State game OVER 46.5
🏈 Penn State TT OVER 23.5

Fatboy likes Penn State to get cooking—sprinkling TT OVER 27.5 too. Let’s fucking cash. 💰

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

Cashout got all the way to $2,700 just didn’t think they wouldn’t target Pat basically at all the second half unreal stuff

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

We ride to the moon fuck a cashout

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

🚨 FATBOY LIVE PLAY 🚨

Browns live team total OVER 28.5—grab it while you fucking can. Fatboy is riding with Cleveland. Let’s cash, boys 🐳💰

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

Fatboy’s fucking cooking 🔥 Swept day 1, went 2-1 yesterday. Playoff heater rolls on.

⚾️ Phillies ML
🏈 Browns ML — give me the massage master himself, Deshaun Watson, to lead the boys to victory.

Let’s keep cashing. See you at the counter 💰

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

Fatboy’s coming out swinging today. Give me White Sox ML to close this shit out. Chris Sanchez 7+ K’s at + money is fucking criminal—had to jump on it. Yankees ML rounds out the card. Let’s fucking cash, boys. See you at the counter 💰

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

Punch outs on the menu today. See you at the counter!

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

Never a fucking doubt cash the ladder cash the plays baby

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

Luzardo’s last start against the Braves: ALL 9 INNINGS. 12 FUCKING PUNCH OUTS.

I don’t give a FUCK that he’s coming back from injury.

⚾️ 4+ K’s (+135) is fucking CRIMINAL.

LADDER THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO 6+ K’s. 🪜🔥

There’s no way Philly takes the ball from him until that arm is hanging by a fucking thread.

FATBOY IS CLIMBING. SEE YOU AT THE COUNTER. 💰

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

Chris Sale. That’s all you need to fucking know.

The man. The myth. The fucking legend.

⚾️ Chris Sale OVER 7.5 K’s (+108)

Plus money on Sale to punch out 8??? Don’t mind if I fucking do.

HAMMER IT. 🔨💰

[Fatboy Bets @bozoalert22]

How I woke up this morning after betting US currency on Jose the jalapeño and the Eagles.