Jacob Coleman

Random thoughts while high ( most likely ) a lot of joking around and social commentary + observations of things I consider worth complaining about

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

I’d rather the nba bring one and ones into the league than this bullshit

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

The NBA is testing out a new rule: one free throw for the entire amount of whatever you were shooting.

In this case Ryan Conwell made 1 free-throw so it = 3 points since he was fouled shooting a three.

(via @MiamiClip)

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

@ellesaidhey @ItzA11Gucci Pill popping been around for a long time lmao

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

@lyle_stevick @Iam_randy07 Alcohol didn’t make you smoke pot . Same way smoking pot didn’t make you try acid and shrooms you made the choice to explore other options a that’s on you

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

@rooop2815 The only thing that annoys me about the remasters is the traffic and people the worlds feel empty

[Frat Bros for Pritzker @frats4pritzker]

We are 6 years into legalization for the love of god just look up the menu online there’s no reason I should be stuck behind you in line for 30 minutes while you discuss the benefits of Raging Ape Pre-cum Sour Diesel with the 22 year old budtender

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

@mafe_henriquez @MasinElije How many times do trinity and Bryce need to say they really like each other lol
They literally just closed themselves off in casa

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

@mafe_henriquez @MasinElije The only actual boyfriend and girlfriend on the island aren’t compatible . Riiiiight

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

@fatouyoomi Zach and Bryce made the exact same joke . It’s banter they’ll be fine

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

Caleb got the shitty end of the stick - came into a super closed off villa - a Kenzie victim - him and Jaiden didn’t really work but he was trying to. He gets my vote along with Amora as two people who should be back next season #LoveIslandUSA

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

@bksl8tergirl @MasinElije Nothing in common ? They are so good as a couple we don’t see any drama coming from there side anytime you see them they are hugged up chilling - gossiping about the island etc etc they literally get along super well

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

Jen came in as a bombshell - got paired with Gabe by default - picked to bring the worst dude in casa on just to get done dirty by him . Serves her right

[cam has entered the villa 🏝️ #isafc @seodilf]

“how do you not put maple syrup on pancakes? he can’t do anything” JEN FUNNY ASF BRO 😭

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Give them a heatwave while they’re at work all week then send in the thunderstorms right when the holiday weekend starts

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

This nigga live in a community college

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

People forget how and these movies were .

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

I need someone to actually explain to me why no movies look like this anymore
Even when modern movies brag about being shot on film they still look indistinguishable from all the other digitally shot modern slop

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

@TraeK_ Exactly why continue to try and live on a villa with this source of tension and anxiety just feet away . Easier to just apologize and at the very least calm things for everyone lol

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

@marscried @NoirRBR The boys ( atleast this season I haven’t watched any others ) seem to always have their “ wtf is going on “ conversations together and privately where as the girls are super vocal

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

Sincere man yikes lmfao you knew it was bad when the dudes are like “ goddamn “ lmfao

[Jacob Coleman @BozyBake]

This shit was killing me cause the boys fr were pissed off 😂😂

[D @Yeaderr]

Glad I got to witness this legendary run