Brendan Padberg

[Brendan Padberg @bpadberg15]

@chambleebrandel Your response makes 0 sense. Whatever event he’s playing in doesn’t matter, he’s better than almost everyone on the tour

[Brendan Padberg @bpadberg15]

@RafaelNadal is always picking his ass

[Brendan Padberg @bpadberg15]

I don’t have any friends, just the sand between my toes

[Brendan Padberg @bpadberg15]

Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand but then decide to waddle away? Pick one.

[Brendan Padberg @bpadberg15]

They should make flavor blasted ramen where they give you two flavor packs

[Brendan Padberg @bpadberg15]

@TimBob33 I’d like partial credit plz and thanks

[Brendan Padberg @bpadberg15]

Some people tweet way too fuckin much

[Brendan Padberg @bpadberg15]

Imagine not being funny

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

I gotta dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong also. And said "moment" after awkward. This is awkward.

[chlo ▯ (Taylors Version) @Idchlo]

I had to watch this so u all have to too

[Brendan Padberg @bpadberg15]

@nikkialli97 Always

[Brendan Padberg @bpadberg15]

@nikkialli97 What does that say about you 🤔

[Tre @Tre092]

Stephen Hillenburg created the best Christmas song known to man

[Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen]

Scientists have again landed a spacecraft on a proverbial dime on a planet 40 million miles away that rotates at 241 metres per second. Think I'm gonna trust them on this climate change stuff.

[brad @blackefron]

I just found Mac Miller’s secret Instagram account where he plays a bro named Lars that teaches vape tricks and I’m honestly floored

[Nicklas Kientzel @nikkialli97]

Guys, this is important.

I chopped the mop, now I’m chillen.

Thanks Berg!

[Brendan Padberg @bpadberg15]

@nikkialli97 Why would you talk about my mom like that