Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

Follow us elsewhere, pls. We’ve pulled the plug on “X” 👋

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

Sorry, we’re not doing “X” or whatever the fuck. You can find us various other places, we promise to be entertaining! But seeing this stupid “X” logo appear on the home screen is costing precious mental health points.

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

Today we will be archiving our posts and then pulling the plug. Subscribe to us on YouTube! Join our mailing list! Follow us elsewhere 🖤

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

Sorry, we’re not doing “X” or whatever the fuck. You can find us various other places, we promise to be entertaining! But seeing this stupid “X” logo appear on the home screen is costing precious mental health points.

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

Twitter has been invaluable in so many ways over the years, but this is putrid and it sure ain’t gonna sell perfume.

[Popeye @popeyetweetsk]

😱 Oh my gorsh! 😍 Look atsk 'at gorgeous goil in the mirror!

#Popeye #OliveOyl

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

@snarkarina That was probably just a free bottle as a bonus for ordering, and they didn’t realize they shorted you one.

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

@snarkarina Well no matter what, you’re definitely gonna get to keep that Yule!

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

“Luminescent, glowing, and otherworldly: green mandarin, neroli, honeydew, white amber, guava, freesia, white and green musks hovering over desert scrub, smashed wood, and the dry, biting scent of night air over the Groom Lake salt flats.” 👽
https://t.co/I4tpr3sqiE

[Drew Rausch @Drew_Rausch]

I'm not at @midsummerscream this weekend - BUT I just opened a new print site where you pick up some pieces and be terrified as if I was. https://t.co/nF9m7cCE23

[EFFY @EFFYlives]

Lucy says get a pin before I leave town.

[pocketss @_pocketss]

thralls

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

Sinead O’Connor cared.

In Ireland, Sinead publicly supported people with HIV/AIDS when many denigrated us. She used her fame to help break down stigma and bring about change.

We were lucky to have Sinead.

[EFFY @EFFYlives]

trans rights!

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

Just be goth

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

it is crazy that when you get an oil stain on a shirt it’s like game over

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

“Rebranding as X” is only cool at the DMV 🏳️‍⚧️

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

This is a man who worked for 20 years before becoming a series regular, nearly 30 before becoming a household name. He did regional theater, voiceover for commercials and anime dubbing in the meantime. He knows what it’s like to be a working actor. Listen to him!

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

@aeriseph Thank you! 🥰 Sass withdrawn.

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

This is because of us, isn’t it

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

@aeriseph Just a hunch!

[Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal]

@aeriseph It’s still better than whatever you already happen to smell like