Brett Paterson

Literally just vibing rn

[Brett Paterson @BPatty10]

Didn't know Scott Sterling was Spanish

[Brett Paterson @BPatty10]

@door_insurance Sent from your desk

[Brett Paterson @BPatty10]

@door_insurance My 2nd favourite part of X the Everything App ™️ notifications is when I see you have had a mostly original thought and have broadcasted it into the void

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Good lord this edit. Insane.

[Brett Paterson @BPatty10]

@door_insurance You right

[Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz]

I watch this clip every time I see it. I can’t believe they got audio this clear of the argument. And then shared it

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Adam Silver, be a man and just rig the lottery. Enough is enough. Stop being on some Riddler shit with all this “when is a bottom 3 team not really a bottom 3 team” bullshit and get some David Stern about you. Grown ass man out here scared of the Washington Wizards. Grow up bro

[Brett Paterson @BPatty10]

@CartersPeanuts Intermediate ordinary differential equations. Midterm 1 average 51% prof told us to try harder, midterm 2 average 49% told us the final won't be any better and to learn how to study. Now that the trauma has healed I respect it

[Brett Paterson @BPatty10]

@door_insurance Equally spellable last names

[Brett Paterson @BPatty10]

@door_insurance Franchise-altering mid first rounder

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

“55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 steals”

[Brett Paterson @BPatty10]

@door_insurance We gotta show a little more commitment

[Brett Paterson @BPatty10]

@door_insurance Asking someone their favourite Baha Man is the next step up

[Victor Thembanyama @H0tWireMyHeart]

Has anybody called the Bron and Bronny duo 23andMe yet or am I a genius

[Ryan Fitzpatrick @FitzMagic_14]

I had a feeling this day would come @immaculategrid

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

[Brett Paterson @BPatty10]

I know there's a lot going on in the world right now but what do you mean the phoenix suns are in a playoff spot and the clippers are the 8 seed?