Brian Clay

Follower, husband, father, and fan of most things sports ball. When in doubt, assume it's sarcasm.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Wow the second goal almost broke Andres Cantor

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

England played not to lose. Argentina played to win. Once England cracked the door, Argentina kicked it in. Another English L on American soil... some traditions travel well.

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

Amazing World Cup semifinal between England and Argentina. Loved being able to watch it live thanks to @YouTubeTV - the feed on the inflight entertainment system is still 9 minutes behind. #WorldCup

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

Finally pulling to our gate 1:51 past scheduled arrival time…all of which was not weather related but due to issues with @Delta operations

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

Today’s travel adventures brought to you by @Delta : a late crew (despite the plane sitting here for 2 hours), a post-boarding toilet repair, and a 30-min tarmac wait because our arrival was apparently a total surprise. Record profits, rising fares, priceless memories.

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

The value of Prime is questionable at best. Our family has tracked our orders for the last 30 days and > 50% arrive later than promised. I’m not sure what’s going on at @amazon, but it’s a demonstrated pattern.

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

Leading up to the match, It felt like this was might be a breakthrough performance for the #USMNT instead they were taken to the woodshed.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Congrats to Belgium — they dominated us. But I’m not sure we would have beaten any World Cup team today. On the biggest stage in the biggest game in US soccer history in front of an electric home crowd, our team completely no showed and embarrassed itself today.

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

This is getting embarassing

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BELGIUM SCORES AGAIN 🇧🇪

Take 3-1 lead over USMNT...

(via @foxsporrts)

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

Defense is really lackluster tonight from the #USMNT

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

BELGIUM RETAKES THE LEAD 61 SECONDS AFTER THE U.S. TIED IT UP 🤯

(via @FOXSports)

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

Let’s Goooooooooooooooooooooo 🇺🇸

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

"Still undefeated." https://t.co/qYyyNrTc5x

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

This is amazing. Well done Google.

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

Peak dad flex is knowing every house within a three-block radius woke up this morning smelling hickory because you've had a pork butt on the Big Green Egg since 10 PM.

The rival dads know and @simoncholland would be proud.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

MALIK TILLMAN HITS A MISSLE TO PUT THE USMNT UP 2-0 🚀

(via @USMNT)

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

In the words of the great @TedLasso - barbeque sauce

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

Brutal call to issue that red card to the US. The ref let the game get chippy, so let them play.

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

@loswhit I’m looking for a new backpack for global travel and was curious what you use or would recommend

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

@ringer I expected some love for the @ATLHawks

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

Yes! I just went 82-0!!
https://t.co/dL6aPCPdSN #NBA #82and0

[Brian Clay @bpclay]

I was oh so close - I just went 81-1, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/GwOMKTDlyc #NBA #82and0