Bari Pearlman

“You’re cute but I won’t buy you a drink” - guys at bars (she/her)

[Bari Pearlman @bpearlz11]

@svershbow The wyld is an amazing local spot out by the water. Gorgeous sunset. Smiles piano bar. Alley cat is a fun speak easy.

[Bari Pearlman @bpearlz11]

@jowrotethis At first, I was so worried about the adaptation. Now knowing this is who might be attached to it?? Game changer.

[Shrek @Shrek]

100 Men vs. 1 Shrek

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Sharing my annual Thanksgiving reminders:
▪️There's no reason to comment on someone's body, weight loss, or weight gain
▪️There's no reason to comment on how much or how little food someone eats, or what foods they do or don't eat
▪️Food and exercise do not hold moral value

[Shrek @Shrek]

Shrek 2 altered our brain chemistry.

[Xay @hoodopulence]

Holding Out for a Hero will forever be attached to Shrek 2

[Bari Pearlman @bpearlz11]

@media_marshall

[ESPN @espn]

TEAM USA IS GOLDEN IN PARIS 🏅

[Bari Pearlman @bpearlz11]

Harry and Charlotte are the best part of sex and the city hands down.

[Josh Parham @ CIFF @JRParham]

When I pretend to be a tornado so Glen Powell will chase me

[Nationals Park @NationalsPark]

stumpy prevails 🌸

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

Introducing the Amtrak Emotional Baggage car.

Tag a friend who needs a lift—we can handle it.

[Bari Pearlman @bpearlz11]

@carlosbiotch do i start it

[Bari Pearlman @bpearlz11]

I need a muppet version of national treasure

[Maddie @MaddieStu]

Confirming that elk creek water in nyc is just as strong as it is at Sandy’s

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

My husband just caught me intensely zooming in on The Photoshop and he said "dear god. You look like Nicolas Cage on a quest to decode the Declaration of Independence."

[Bari Pearlman @bpearlz11]

happy birthday to me

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SHREK 2’ will be re-released in theaters on April 12 to celebrate the film’s 20th anniversary.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SHREK 2’ is being re-released in theaters this year to celebrate the film’s 20th anniversary.

(Source: https://t.co/eZss7cz7z8)

[Bari Pearlman @bpearlz11]

@Coach_Pearlman ❤️❤️👟👟

[haley @mockingjaays]

she’s wearing a braid like katniss and she’s wearing a white dress like katniss’s wedding dress omg she’s gonna spin on stage and turn into a black snake instead of a mockingjay omg walk with me…