Not Gary

Get rich or go broke trying

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

Also, Ukraine is Vietnam. You probably heard it, but you heard it here first

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

Why can't we just agree some people should have assult rifles, and some people should have abortions, then all move on

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

@ZackDarkwing Kid smelt of fish

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

Nobody likes you, you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Smile you duche.

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

Stop pushing pickleball, it's been stupid ever since every kid has played in grade 2 PhysEd

[middleclassfancy @midclassfancy]

When you post a picture wearing your I Voted sticker on your nose cuz you're a silly little goose

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

The pump now shuts down at $100 and i cant fill my tank, this time 2 years ago I didn't have a tank big enough buy $70 worth of fuel... but keep patting yourself on the back

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Right now, a family in America with two cars is saving $100 a month on gas compared to peak prices.

That's breathing room. And we're not letting up any time soon.

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

@POTUS This boasting is a joke right

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

@ArielKelley What's a woman

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

Hands down the funniest shit I've read in months

[Dash Dobrofsky @DashDobrofsky]

Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are both attacking Biden. And yet, they never attacked Trump for tanking the economy. They’re angry because Biden wants to tax them & furious that Biden is helping working families instead. Great job, Mr. President. Keep triggering the MAGA billionaires!

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

@ZackDarkwing Don't be a bitch

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

@PGATOURComms Wtf. Why do I bother buying tickets to pga events

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

@ZackDarkwing Trying to catch it on IMAX

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Biden said he's "never been more optimistic" for our country than he is now. He's been around a long time. Either he's making a bad joke or he's unaware that he's currently the President of a country where people can't afford groceries, gas and a mortgage on a full-time income.

[Rep. Darrell Issa @repdarrellissa]

Biden today: "Since I took office, families are carrying less debt, their average savings are up … more Americans feel financially comfortable …”

He has no idea what he’s talking about.

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

@GavinNewsom What's the difference in CA between the universal background check, and just a back ground check...

[AG 🔥 @Yolo304741]

Holy Sh*t 🔥🔥🔥

[Not Gary @Bpelk59]

@AdamKinzinger https://t.co/FZY9w5z9aI

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Failure of authorities to protect the children in Uvalde as well as other situations is further evidence ppl need the freedom &power to protect themselves. Not only in schools, & especially in crime-rampant neighborhoods where police take way too long to respond to calls for help