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LiFe Is GoOd 😎

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How I see the world after one margarita on the patio of the local mexican restaurant

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What the Airbnb Ring camera sees when me and the gang pull up for a weekend full of shenanigans and tomfoolery

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@Rothmus Grab the shirt here 🤝
https://t.co/RBCIIeANVO

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April fools prank: tag someone for no reason, so when they open their phone they’ll be all like “hey why’d you tag me for no reason?” and realize what a silly goose you are

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The front right burner looking down on the rest of the stove top

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Go ahead and get a handful since you wanna act like a goober

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Anybody know what this app is used for??

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Sometimes you can just tell by looking at someone they say “sportsball” at
super bowl parties

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Nobody:

Every swiftie until the Super Bowl:

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Me on Jan 28th after the chiefs win and we have to continue to see Taylor Swift

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When the coupe buying you drinks on vacation start giving you this look…

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When she sees my meme collection

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White people when sweet caroline comes on at the function

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This is like a renaissance painting

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Salsa just hits different when it’s poured from the salsa carafe

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You know the burger is about to be $28.50 when the fries come out in this

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Alabama fans when the football man retires

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Nobody:

Person who accidentally wrote 23 instead of 24 as the date today:

Oh fiddlesticks I do this every year

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Me stocking up on some nice fruits and veggies for my New Year’s resolution so I can throw them in the trash like every year

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Me after Santa brings me coal for being a little stinker all year