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[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

Your college friends know who you are, but only your high school friends know why you are

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

@TMobile @Tesla #TMobileTuesdays #contest get me outta my gas guzzling v8

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

@RiTaijahhh really thought we was gone look for it 😂

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

Consider myself extra legal now 🤙

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

Hehe ... finally legal

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

Watching the super bowl commercials instead of the actual game >>>>>

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

Sorry, but Christmas is cancelled this year because people don’t know how to act. We celebrating Boxing Day now

[CBS News @CBSNews]

More than a quarter of people think Santa should be female or gender neutral, according to new survey https://t.co/cJsUHqyGYx

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

Why do cars (stock) have the ability to go 100mph+, but the law prohibits everyone from going no more than even 70?

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

#HowHardDidPubertyHitMe
like a train 😬🤷‍♂️

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

#UtaSigmaChiThinksPink2018
☀️🎗☀️🎗☀️🎗☀️🎗☀️🎗☀️

(Last one I promise)

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

#UtaSigmaChiThinksPink2018
🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

#UTASIGMACHITHINKSPINK2018

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

@come_text @aguilar_gli I don’t know why you’re thanking him

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOthatactuallyhurtOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

Let me share with you the mind of 7th grade me from this assignment six years ago

[uopuɐɹq @bphothisane]

It’s amazing the things you can accomplish with the right people around you

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@OlivariVictoria Idk but my head be hurting reading these back and forth