Benjamin Piatt

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

Gas is over $4.50 in WI.

A father at the gas station had to ask me to help pay to fill his minivan, just so that his family can make it home.

This energy crisis is disenfranchising vulnerable families.

War, fossil fuel, and car dependency erode our society.

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

i AM the hottest person in this hotel gym

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

Can someone please explain why children are allowed in gyms?

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

Even though pride month is over, do the gym bros know they can still kiss?

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

The amount of gay people on this flight from Philly to MKE is staggering

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

There’s still plenty of time in pride month for the gym bros to start kissing

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

I fear my Madison-area gym has been captured by the fascists
(someone left Fox News on one of the treadmills)

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

happy Trans Day of Visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ if you're a hater you're banned from Ba Sing Se.

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

Overhead at drag brunch:
Drunk gay: “You speak in cursive”
Drunk middle aged dance mom: “Well I had a stroke”

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

@bookwoof What’s next? Respecting Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer?

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

Not the gay speed dating being canceled cause only 5 people signed up

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

@Chilis doesn’t have chili anymore…

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

@bookwoof Let’s go

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

There are so many gay people on this train

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

Not one judge on America’s Got Talent is American and why is no one talking about it

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

project coconut is a go

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

Not my British middle-aged coworker talking about her love for envy apples and I giggled thinking how brat summer of her

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

When did elf ears become a pride staple?

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

@bookwoof Honey, that’s the holy trinity

[Benjamin Piatt @bpiatt2299]

Why does everyone on the highway need to take a shit at this rest stop