Ben Kauffman

Workhorse, writer, runner, painter, coach, dad. I do all my own stunts. Artwork at and writing at

[Ben Kauffman @bpk411]

Some folks have too much time on their hands -- and they make brilliant use of it! #TheClash

[Ben Kauffman @bpk411]

Works for me. Go @Phillies!

[Ben Kauffman @bpk411]

This is everything. ❤️❤️

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Bryson Stott’s grand slam with nothing but ballpark noise

Chills

[Gummy Arts @gummyarts]

The Replacements’ “Let It Be” was released on this date in 1984.

[Ben Kauffman @bpk411]

Have seen this stat elsewhere, but it's really just astounding how efficient a hitter Tony Gwynn was.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Kyle Schwarber has struck out two dozen more times this year than Tony Gwynn did during the 90s. The entire 90s.

[Gummy Arts @gummyarts]

The Replacements’ “Tim” was released on this date in 1985.

[Ben Kauffman @bpk411]

How is there not already a bubble tea place called Boba Fête? (Or is there?)

[Gummy Arts @gummyarts]

“Pee-Wee’s Playhouse” premiered on this date in 1986.

[Ben Kauffman @bpk411]

@charlieo_conn Tough loss for Flyers fans. Will miss your analysis and insight, Charlie. Look forward to reading you wherever you land!

[Ben Kauffman @bpk411]

Hmm.... Are you sure this wasn't Florida Man?

[Harper's Magazine @Harpers]

In Georgia, a man was charged with stealing his neighbor’s entire front porch.

#harpersweeklyreview

https://t.co/od45J4kSVc

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Seriously? Where my programmers at?

[Ben Kauffman @bpk411]

This Saturday, folks. Number 120 on your map, number 1 in your heart. Come on out and see my artwork!
https://t.co/Yqlh0Q5Acl

[Gummy Arts @gummyarts]

The Pogues’ “Rum, Sodomy & the Lash” was released on this date in 1985.

[Ben Kauffman @bpk411]

Couple new (top and bottom) pieces, indicative of what you'll see from me at this weekend's @artscouncil #YartSale2023 here in the 'Ville. Come on out!

[Gummy Arts @gummyarts]

Martin Brody, Amity Island chief of police, 1975 Topps

#Jaws #SharkWeek

[Ben Kauffman @bpk411]

Participating again this year. Coming up in 12 days!

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Ugh. Be better, @MassPTA. As you darn well know, #grammar and #proofreading matter.

[Ben Kauffman @bpk411]

Nothing but class from #PatriceBergeron in his retirement announcement -- and from him I would expect nothing less. Bonne chance, and enjoy life beyond hockey!

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

A statement from Patrice Bergeron.

📰: https://t.co/UWDGPWtDX9

[Old Hockey Cards @oldhockeycards]

I laughed way too hard at this.. not the 'Great One', what do you think this guy's nickname should be..?

[Ben Kauffman @bpk411]

Big week for open letters (Siri, pls show me a venn diagram featuring both @AGally94 and @realDonaldTrump...). Both guilty of batsh¡t crazy behavior; only one repentant.