My cousin throws a birthday party every year for her dog and its always my favorite day of the year lol. Happy birthday Budha! Also happy birthday to Peanut her roomates dog!
Some of the old gang got together today... it was so great to see everyone! I turned to Ed and said, “I feel like we are at a family reunion.” He smiled and said, “We are.” ❤️ Thanks Greg for hosting! For those who couldn’t make it... you were missed!
I just watched a lady spend $1500 at lululemon, when she handed her cash to the girl, she looked at me and said “if you pay with cash, he never has to know-remember that” and I felt that
So my grandma started watching Game of Thrones and she goes “I don’t know if I can watch it anymore. There’s so much nudity. I mean, the guy is over there pumping her from the ass end. No no no, that’s an exit only” 😭
Me: *walks up & hands ID to the guy giving out beer samples at Meijer*
Guy: *looks at ID* “okay, it checks out. I would have put money on you being 15”
Ava: “yeah all my friends thought you were 16”
really 🙄
“How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”needs to make another movie to finish the story of Andie Anderson and Ben Berry and call it “How to Keep a Guy Forever” that shit would go hard. do they get married? do they start a family? does Andie beat Ben in every game of Bullshit?i need to know