Steve Finesse

Professional dickhead.

[Steve Finesse @bplmurphy]

This photo of Phil Collins looks like its from a local paper, where he's complained to council about people leaving bin-bags in a stairwell

[Grace @gracecamille_]

just heard the word "chopplegänger" for the first time. like your chopped dopplegänger. thrilling

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Did you know you could take a screenshot of a tweet by throwing yourself into an active volcano

[Chuck D @MrChuckD]

How I Remember Danny Kelly thx Man 👊🏿✌🏾@NME

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Danny Kelly, he was just like all of us.

[The View From The Lane Podcast @VFTLpodcast]

We are absolutely devastated at the death of our host, our leader, the great Danny Kelly.

We all loved him as much as he loved Spurs.

[valerie @badpositionz]

how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass

[cometinthesky @comet5inthe5ky]

I’m sorry I laughed

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

My great friend, supreme broadcaster and funniest man I ever knew, Danny Kelly, died yesterday afternoon.
I cannot believe I will never hear his voice again.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

“piss now or forever hold your piss” just something I think we should be saying more

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Absolutely lost it in Westfield the bouncers trying to get me to take my heelys off

[josh 📈 @oldviennalager]

had the thought this afternoon id love to have a coffee that does the opposite of what a coffee does. like just winds you down a bit. then realized that from a great distance i was approaching the concept of a beer

[mark @midsommark]

This will be the sixth time we have destroyed the DC cinematic universe, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

[Max @Gottalovemax]

if we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[rova @rovabtw]

i just saw someone say "maroon is navy red" and it fucked with my brain a little bit

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

but does the flow wanna go w me

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve been slowly attempting over the last very many years to imperceptibly increase the tempo of the happy birthday song. It’s much too slow, and we need to hurry it up. My efforts have been unsuccessful so far

[Park @ParkHousand]

Delivery fee is where I decide if I really want that thing or not

[Steve Finesse @bplmurphy]

If you're in the Bond line, stay in line! They have to let you audition even after it closes!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

animals be 15 minutes old and already know what they’re doing.