bhanupriya thukral

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

http://t.co/P7qRqGLG If I could fly, I know who I'd shit on first.

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

http://t.co/0IcwHDzO You ever do one single chore and then ride that high for 10 years

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to date her. http://t.co/uKxJ66hY

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

http://t.co/BPpHqC72 Wearing contact lenses for the first time. My vision's gone from YouTube to Blu-Ray.

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

lol at all these fucking idiots in first class, cant even afford a private jet smh http://t.co/GxWAJa8L

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words. http://t.co/Z2FfP8iH

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

“Normal people” are the most fucked up people you will ever meet. http://t.co/PQvyq9Vh

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

lol at all these fucking idiots in first class, cant even afford a private jet smh http://t.co/Eec6P6Ao

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

The entire history of athletic competition boils down to "Hey y'all watch this!" http://t.co/aDdCOl25

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

http://t.co/cxK1u0rg Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

http://t.co/eUSq3ot3 We could save a lot of hassle if we just made macaroni out of cheese in the first place.

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

http://t.co/J1tzJUcN What's a good article I should open as a new tab and not look at for weeks until my browser crashes?

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

http://t.co/SP7DZjSZ lol at all these fucking idiots in first class, cant even afford a private jet smh

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

http://t.co/7IAXaZzs My kids think all food includes long, dark hairs as standard.

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

Nobody's phone is ever off. They're lying. http://t.co/91JMUqwk

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

http://t.co/zLi5Da6n Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do.

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

http://t.co/c7CZ0U2r Absence makes the heart grow fonder... of someone else, who isn't quite as absent.

[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

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[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

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[bhanupriya thukral @bpt26]

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