BYLES

| Rutgers alum | Denver, CO |

[sysls @systematicls]

https://t.co/FQe5bCBqW1

[nicole ruiz @nwilliams030]

Take however much you value the ability to cook regularly at scale and 5x it.

If you think about the next several decades of your life and the single biggest bottleneck of bringing people you love together, the single biggest bottleneck is feeding them

[MTA @MTA]

Congestion Relief Zone tolling has been in effect for a week. Here's what the data says so far ⬇️

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

This is the most valuable thing I own. It’s a folder of photos of my father, spanning his life from being a baby, an educator, a husband and a father. It’s the only evidence of his life that will exist over time. These are the “documents” you read about people taking from their homes. When you hear someone say they’ve lost everything in a fire, this is much of that everything, if not all of it. Those who say they’ll be okay still have their folders and their albums. Those who are inconsolable have lost them. Just behind the immeasurable loss of life is the loss of the proof of life. I don’t practice prayer but tonight I will say one for everyone who no longer has these items. It’s not about the art and the collectibles. It’s the photos, the letters, the class rings, the eyeglasses and the things we keep to remind us that those we loved were here. May those who have lost so much find some semblance of hope and support from their family and friends. Stay safe, look out for yourself and for one another, and trust that humanity and all it entails, though sometimes hard to see, is alive and well. This is truly devastating.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[m⭑ther @ashxxy]

am i showing my age if i said i was there

truly one of the best lineups i’ve experienced

[Hartford Wolf Pack @HWPHockey]

A LOUIS DOMINGUE GOALIE GOAL TO SEAL THE DEAL!!!!

[Skyler @StanNajimi]

this is the funniest fucking thing ever oh my god

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

within months you will be able to buy genomics data from 14 million americans for +/- $200m?

the inevitable fire sale of this mess to an overseas PE firm is going to be a national security matter on the scale of which we haven't seen in healthcare in years

[milk @milkinhisbag]

how she looks at me when i open my coat to reveal a pipe bomb strapped to my chest

[Denver Bicycle Lobby @DenBicycleLobby]

🚨 Viva Streets Denver has been cancelled because of permitting restrictions.

Please click on this link to email to urge Mayor @MikeJohnstonCO to bring this back in 2024.

Please share.
https://t.co/hVvC9jPSt7

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

the really gross thing is that the people who hate immigrants are really opposed to making it easier for them to get work permits, and then turn around and point to their inability to support themselves financially as evidence to support their hatred of immigrants

[Brett Marshall @B_Marsh92]

If you gotta take more money out of my paycheck to make sure kids are fed, that’s totally fine. If you’re upset about this, seek therapy.

[BYLES @bqbyles]

@ashxxy I’m in this tweet and I hate it

[BYLES @bqbyles]

@itsgonnabeokok @axs it’s also not working for me

[molly mermin @mollymermaids]

happy thanksgiving

[BYLES @bqbyles]

@Boonscoon I’m a simple man, I see Kevin slander, I like the tweet

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

A live caller tried to get me with a Cars question…it didn't go well for him

[BYLES @bqbyles]

@melllyyyrose thanks dude