eridani

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[eridani @bqreqss]

scrub a dub dub in the tub is one of my main guiding principles

[eridani @bqreqss]

sometimes i don’t heat up my food all the way as a punishment

[eridani @bqreqss]

kia forum burger made my dick grow three inches

[eridani @bqreqss]

im torturing The Rideshare Amigo in my basement later if anyone wants to join

[eridani @bqreqss]

some ppl ask me what “chemo” actually involves and i explain that the nurses skin me and then stretch my skin out over a rectangular board and get rid of all the imperfections using a variety of chemicals and then they meticulously fold me into an origami crane

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i know it feels good as fuck to be a tetris board and have the straight teal piece go deep inside

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Autistic people love to fantasize about genie wishes worded precisely and literally enough to prevent unintended negative consequences

[Guppi @guppisound]

Oh im getting a call. DECLINED! jackin off!!!

[eridani @bqreqss]

how i feel making some dunkabullshit with cold foam

[hammer @500crabs]

I haven’t seen Project Hail Mary but every time I see that little rocky model I think of Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby

[Snuffy Nicole Smith @Uncle_Cowfucker]

Who up putting panties on they #nerd

[eridani @bqreqss]

this is big

[Sheep Esports @Sheep_Esports]

BTS member Jimin 🇰🇷 has been spotted playing League of Legends

"On days when I have no plans, not even to workout, I can sit here for over ten hours"

Via BTS: THE RETURN on Netflix

[eridani @bqreqss]

hi my name is eridani im 20 years old and i kin jelly car from the 2007 game JellyCar

[eridani @bqreqss]

mini tongs big tongs mini tongs big tongs

[ᅠ ᅠᅠChr¡s! @6rrraphite]

If only my big strong Edward Nashton better known as the riddler from the hit movie the batman was next to me with a thong on. He would protect me

[eridani @bqreqss]

saw a foe reaching for a grape at the function and thought “I hope she struggles to separate the grape from the stem and has to casual tryhard and put one awkward finger on the grape stem to pull it off.” my twisted mind. would you like to play a game.

[eridani @bqreqss]

imagine dating a thwomp and she’s like babe can I sit on ur face and ur like yeah sure and then you die

[eridani @bqreqss]

the horror element is barry keoghan send tweet

[Movie.Takes @Takes2Movie]

‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’ will reportedly lean more into a “horror element” and contain a much “darker” story then the previous entry.

• Matt Reaves WILL return to direct and starring Robert Pattinson, Barry Keoghan, and Scarlett Johansson. 🦇

#TheBatmanPart2 #TheBatman #TheBatmanMovie #TheBatmanPart2Movie

[eridani @bqreqss]

@GordaChechona mi cabra

[eridani @bqreqss]

@GordaChechona do you play ranked

[eridani @bqreqss]

how i sleep knowing there will always be kitties in my dreams because my cat purrs next to my ear all night