Elliott S: cats rule dogs Yule

Listen, you spooky pervert! (he/him)

[Elliott S: cats rule dogs Yule @bqueenbandit]

Bruno Mars could totally do "Canary in a Coalmine," but the Police could never do "Uptown Funk."

[Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable]

i have crossed oceans of time to find you.... one, two, three oceans! ah ah ah!

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

rip betty white i hope she’s whoopin ronald reagan’s ass as we speak

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

"oh bother"

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

There’s thousands of songs about getting your heart broken but only one about moving to the country and eating lots of peaches

[Elliott S: cats rule dogs Yule @bqueenbandit]

Nuking this account. message me if you want to stay in touch.

[Elliott S: cats rule dogs Yule @bqueenbandit]

"chicken bad because chicken hate gay people"

Cis folks: * nods sagely *

"Some trans people have strong feelings about being called monsters by a popular pop culture figure"

Cis folks/ some trans folks: first of all, how fucking DARE you-

Today is very tiring day 🙃🙃🙃

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD. I noticed something fascinating: many of the reporters concocting the new hysteria over "retail theft" are using the *exact same* words and patterns in each story. It's pretty wild. Let's take a look:

[shelley jewvall @ziggyhaim]

have we ever talked about how cody rhodes looks exactly like max headroom

[Elliott S: cats rule dogs Yule @bqueenbandit]

@DanTbobMan I'd love to read that

[Daily Union Elections @UnionElections]

Little update on the Tudor's Biscuit World union election:

Looks like the parties came to a stipulated election agreement, election declared on the 7th. Will be a mail ballot election. Ballots mailed out the 27th, Ballot count will be January 25th.

[Elliott S: cats rule dogs Yule @bqueenbandit]

Was there an MST3K episode with Mr. ZIP, the zip code mascot, or did I just have a fever dream and combine two of my obsessions?

[Elliott S: cats rule dogs Yule @bqueenbandit]

@mrangelof I'd be down to get together and watch that again soon

[Austin Gunn @theaustingunn]

RETWEET:

if you think we are the #AssBoys

LIKE:

if you dislike @DanhausenAD

[dollar signs the band @DollarSignsBand]

all i want is for you to donate to @wearetheunion’s restorative gofundme and help them recover from this terrible theft

https://t.co/c4XPDABK4U

[Elliott S: cats rule dogs Yule @bqueenbandit]

Transphobia? On my insta feed? Couldn't be a random boutique small business owner from Signal Mountain!

Good grief am I glad to be out of there

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

Release the 8 hour Monkees documentary, you cowards.

[Elliott S: cats rule dogs Yule @bqueenbandit]

I'm really kicking myself for not seeing the Monkees when I could've a couple of times. I really feel for Mickey Dolenz, that's gotta be a lonely feeling in addition to losing one of your friends.

[Outlandish Zicky Dice @ZickyDice]

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