birdhet

lol

[birdhet @br0cha]

@MrBeast Girl YOU are the ultra rich pause your gambling addiction and scamming children and do something about poverty and hunger don’t ask the people who care even less than you do

[Mike @ProgPro]

When we say America is a deeply evil and fascist country, the liberals who post stuff like “the south deserves those hurricanes” and “I hope the Muslims that voted third party get deported” are also part of that

[em @pawnofshame]

huh?!

[birdhet @br0cha]

My adhd brain can’t pay attention to my grad school lectures except when the professor makes a mistake so I’m only retaining incorrect information and filtering out any knowledge 👍

[birdhet @br0cha]

I have blocked hundreds of accounts on tiktok bc they just post their sticky children I know it’s not a hot take but don’t post your babies publicly online?? 1 bc I don’t want to see them 2 bc only p*dos do ITS SO WEIRD

[birdhet @br0cha]

I agree but at the same time why is there a sex scene in the sins of man big bomb movie

[birdhet @br0cha]

Listen to me very closely: I want a senior dog sanctuary that is my only goal and anything I do or say in the meantime is to perpetuate my ultimate goal so if u see me working in the the next five years no u didn’t I am simply making down payments on my sanctuary

[birdhet @br0cha]

I’ll tell you one thing I cannot be trusted with edible-smelling slime give me 2 minutes alone with a birthday cake smelling slime and I’m folding doesn’t matter if it tastes gross gimme one more whiff and I think we both know what’s up

[birdhet @br0cha]

@mytoecold Your videos with her always made me laugh the most! She has that way about her that’s funny without trying, she’s an absolute treasure, a peach

[Jack Vening @jack_vening]

Reminder that there's no "proper" way to do CPR and it's totally normal to have your own style and technique. Be you!

[birdhet @br0cha]

true confession: I resented nick jonas when he got diabetes bc i had it for years at that point and was therefore winning at diabetes and no one cared

[birdhet @br0cha]

Petition to put squattie potties in every bathroom at my work place

[Cheer @onlyeatoreos]

I have been nothing but funny and sexy to you

[bagagwaa @bagagwaa]

Big “choose your fighter” energy with these little guys

[birdhet @br0cha]

Has anyone ever read Ron and Sam’s birth charts? I need to know it’s important

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[birdhet @br0cha]

each Supreme Court justice’s home should now be used as a save haven to anonymously drop off babies since they’re so pro life

[birdhet @br0cha]

@BrainFrog5 THE HAIR!! THE SLEEVE!! THE CAT!! 🤌🤌 iconic

[birdhet @br0cha]

Also while I’m on the topic: “pro life” isn’t an accurate term. It’s pro choice and anti choice. I am not anti life I am pro people choosing the right thing for themselves bc I’m not living their life for them