Today I’m: 😋

Parody account, my views are not my own, I’m being possessed.

[Today I’m: 😋 @br0job]

@nega_drika Hi just DM’d you :)

[Josh @o11o111o1]

this still being my most memorable contribution to twitter

[Today I’m: 😋 @br0job]

This is so validating 😌

[★ neo @neogalaxite]

she got paid

[Today I’m: 😋 @br0job]

@GhimiShrey Tag me next time cuz I had to wait 4 hours?!!? To see this???

[Today I’m: 😋 @br0job]

I just know it was Kanye who leaked it

[☁️ @RudyRaeee]

Kim Kardashian leaked voicemail talking trash about Whitney Houston and then tweeting after she died. This is the real Kim K.

[Today I’m: 😋 @br0job]

M3GAN camp horror queen 💅🏽

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

https://t.co/hT02cNOQyO

[Today I’m: 😋 @br0job]

Ella Henderson sweetie I hope the bag was BIGGGGGGG

[Today I’m: 😋 @br0job]

They’ve got a GC going laughing at the fake beef everyones eating up

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

nicki and cardi currently having their weekly subtweet war

[Today I’m: 😋 @br0job]

Should’ve done this for my bday

[Suka Prushna @Sukaprushna]

UNIQUE 💋

[Today I’m: 😋 @br0job]

Duolingo needs to do a Twitter module cuz I wanna learn how to say that in Spanish

[Today I’m: 😋 @br0job]

@GhimiShrey Oh how the tables turn

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

*approaches gay couple* so which one is the doctor and which one cooks spaghetti

[Today I’m: 😋 @br0job]

@jaymezzzzzzz Happy Birthday 🥳

[chu @chuuzus]

meghan markle in the hospital with queen elizabeth: