Max

I can’t do a split, but I can post them

[groupon lobotomy @colleen_daves]

so-called free thinkers when they see a blanky fort

[⚔️Sword of The Day⚔️ @swordposting]

Today’s Sword of The Day of the day is the sword of the days day: Swords

[Ethan M. Aldridge @EthanMAldridge]

New cryptid

[Micah Ulrich @micahulrich]

A Girl's Best Friend. Limited Edition Prints now available, while supplies last.

[Micah Ulrich @micahulrich]

Just girly things. Work in progress. ❤️

[dead domain @DomainDead]

This movie unironically whips because instead of trying to be a gritty recreation of 90s hacking, it now serves as a time capsule to an almost magical techno-fantasy of pre Y2K cyber-optimism.

A beautiful cyberpunk escapism bedtime story compared to the world we got.

[Micah Ulrich @micahulrich]

A girl’s best friend. Work in progress! ❤️

[Max @br0thelc0pter]

Pamola Peak was pretty neat but I’m coming back for Knife Edge

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[nalyD @DylanBackwards]

how long after sex is it appropriate to open Old School Runescape

[🤡Bouncy🤡 @bouncyclown]

Random fact about cellulite but it’s a secondary sex characteristic! And because of this it’s found in almost all women (over 85-98%)

The reason why fewer men see this is because their connective tissue runs crisscross and holds fat differently

[𝕳𝖚𝖟𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖚𝖟 𝕶𝖊𝖉𝖎 🦇 @BayanHedonist]

By Joonas Ryynänen

[Heavy Metal @HeavyMetalInk]

Art by the legendary Peruvian painter Boris Vallejo (born in 1941) ⚔️🔥

[ezra — 🇵🇸🇻🇪🇨🇩 @rotatedmolars]

print idea i’m working on hi oomfs

[7𓁿 @thedivinez3ro]

every time i make a sandwich he tries every way possible to get to it can u BACK UP PLEASE

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[ABetterWay2A @ABetterWay2A]

Swamp ass so bad I'm hydroplaning on the toilet seat

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

kittens that live in the cemetery and are not afraid because they do not understand the concept of death

[cam ⚢ @clarablightt]

i love how this man’s first thought when making a werewolf movie is “so the wool trade” that’s why he’s my goat