Bern

[Bern @brPandorf]

So you're saying if i get these Adidas I'll be able to run a sub 2hr marathon?

[Bern @brPandorf]

@EvanAKilgore @realDonaldTrump I’m open to hearing the evidence just like I was in the impeachment trial.

[Bern @brPandorf]

Remember the days before corona... when I had friends.

[Bern @brPandorf]

They really screwed up in making it #GivingTuesday . Why didn’t they make it giving Wednesday before Thanksgiving and before all the holiday sales?

[Bern @brPandorf]

@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA Why’s goldmine in quotes?

[Bern @brPandorf]

@realDonaldTrump “Learning now”... weren’t you promoting the idea of a rigged election even before the election?

[Bern @brPandorf]

@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews People saying ‘likely’ isn’t evidence.

[Bern @brPandorf]

@realDonaldTrump No. I won the Election!

[Bern @brPandorf]

@realDonaldTrump But you lost by 147,000. 🧐

[Bern @brPandorf]

At what point in this pandemic are we going to realize resturants can still clean and disinfect dishes. Why do we need plastic everything?

[Bern @brPandorf]

Watch this.

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Where are you?
#normalizeequality
#blacklivesmatter

[Bern @brPandorf]

@realDonaldTrump If the call was so “perfect” why not publish the transcripts and end the witch hunt?

[MTV2 @MTV2]

You’re pretty f*cking cool, Brian. Cheers, man. #Shinesty

[Bern @brPandorf]

But serisouly. Can I have yo numbah.#singleAF https://t.co/VKRyOmjKEw

[MTV2 @MTV2]

Jumping straight into a classic line from a youtube video, I’m stealing that. #Shinesty

[MTV2 @MTV2]

Y'all, what'a the definition of a baller anyway? 💰 #Shinesty

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Why We Love Sports Today: Eric Berry received standing ovation in return to Arrowhead Stadium after battling cancer.

[Bern @brPandorf]

@djpetey what are we looking at for absinthe tonight? Throwback jams for homecoming or what? Mambo #5! Throw it way back!

[Bern @brPandorf]

@thatsoravenclaw; Cassidy? http://t.co/85ytlmG

[Bern @brPandorf]

@ZTHauer "graduation"???