Brandon

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[mert @mert]

"we couldn't do anything useful for citizens in my 14 years of office allocating 60 trillion USD. but if we can just steal from the rocket science electric car guy, then we can solve all your problems."

[Brandon @Br_McC13]

@b0xfort My lobster is too buttery.

[U.S. Department of Education @usedgov]

Fixed it for you, @nytimes.

[Brandon @Br_McC13]

@Motor1com https://t.co/g8Inissxk7

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

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[Brandon @Br_McC13]

@EvanAKilgore No.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

A liberal reporter felt sorry for the prisoners in Bukele’s super prison CECOT in El Salvador so they made him watch a video of what the prisoners dis to end up there.

He quickly changed his mind…

[Palmer Luckey @PalmerLuckey]

@markpoloncarz Teddy Roosevelt regularly staged boxing matches in the White House. He lost sight in one eye from a detached retina because he himself was fighting at the White House in one of these matches.

And the Founding Fathers regularly dueled with pistols, one of them died doing so.

[Brandon @Br_McC13]

@0xRuzy The actual problem is the shit kids he raised.

[Brandon @Br_McC13]

@JoshWest247 Obviously, but they spend hundreds of millions or billions developing the electric car then never make money on it so they amortize all the losses in the cars we actually want. So actually it’s a dumb government problem not some genius solution by the automaker.

[Brandon @Br_McC13]

@europemaxxed Excel is peak!

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

🚨 Obama spent $34 MILLION of your tax dollars renovating the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

No Media meltdowns.

Here’s some reactions when it reopened 👇

[Brandon @Br_McC13]

@GamewithDave

[Elizabeth Farah 🇺🇸 America 1st always 🇮🇱 @ElizabethFarah]

Urgent! 600k jobs held by spouses of H1B+ visas. This was specifically not authorized by Congress.

One EO and it is gone!

Jobs for Americans!

[Brandon @Br_McC13]

@JesseKellyDC Things can be interesting without you being interested in them.

[Brandon @Br_McC13]

@BuzzPatterson Is it not a parachute at 47 sec left?

[Lulu Cheng Meservey @lulumeservey]

Genuinely if datacenters looked like this, the nimby angst around them would drop by half

[Brandon @Br_McC13]

@RapidResponse47 GAY!

[Brandon @Br_McC13]

@Breliloquy Literally proving their point. These kids will soon be those adults. Fix the adult problem upstream.