Bruce Wayne Cant Pump His Own Gas

The NSFW art and primarily batman content home of vulcan_aizawa.

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Seeing as I forgot Jim’s wedding ring in the last, I thought it only fair that particular trinket gets a little "spotlight" piece front and center ;)

Something something adultery kink because this is the only Rule of theirs they can rebel and break without putting Gotham at risk

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I used to draw porn so damn good fuck i miss this im so rusty i barely remember dick physics anymore

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Once this move is finished I'll have real time to devote to Scentless again, but until then please accept this morsel set somewhere vaguely in that verse.

⚠️A/B/O, belly bulge, crossgender dirtytalk ⚠️

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A/B/O, belly bulge, crossgender dirtytalk ⚠️

"Fuck, Shou... I swear to god... your tits get puffier every time you take my fucking knot... you sure you don't have any omega in you? Not gonna leak a little milk for me, baby? Not gonna squirt all over my cock when I make you cum?"

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Rereading some old fic threads and like...

MAN i kinda seriously miss when i was active on here with you guys and riffing of each other...

Oh, if only I could re-stoke that flame of inspiration T.T

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down with just his muscular thighs, carefully fucking their very cock itself until - still slit to slit and so overwhelmed with sensation that the edges of who's dick is who's start to all blend together - cum squirts out from between them, and neither is quite sure whose.

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...yeah okay this has been rolling around in my head for a while and I've been debating whether to post it just because it's so very... specifically catered to my own... interests...

but you know what time to rip the band-aid off here we go very short but very specific explicit

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heat and groaning as he drops his forehead to their shoulder.

Only all his years of dedication to physical control of his body keeps his fingers from stuttering as they massage his partner's skin over the rise and fall of his glans, pinning his trembling and squirming partner

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And I tell you THAT story to tell you THIS story:

(first solo one is the “canon” version he posted. second one is just… my guilty pleasure “exhausted but bemused and horny enough to go along with this divorced #GCPDilf Gordon Makes bad* choices during his midlife crisis” vers.)

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(gettin' in on that "fake tweets from the batfam" trend)

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(round twoooooo)

Brucie Wayne just fully publically and on the company's official Twitter account at some point probably: look its not my fault im so fuckable

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Did they sneak something into the water supply again without us noticing?

(more here, the idea kinda got away from me XD https://t.co/VHxc6IEiak)

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2am Emergency Jim Gordon grabbing the minimum necessary shit and dashing out the house in just his work boots and boxers. It's literally the fastest resolved S.W.A.T. situation in Gotham history because everyone is just too busy Experiencing Emotions About It to think straight.

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are sucking so bad at their jobs tonight, and it would be a fantastic advantage if his own people could manage to get their shit straight either!

At least Batman- ...oh, no, wait a minute, he just smacked straight into the side of the building instead of grappling up it.