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[slim shady @brabbit1216]

15 runs in the 9th inning in the last three games, the fightins are getting some mojo back. #phils

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

Oh you just decided to do a shopping haul, ok. You must have also decided to add a bible verse in your bio, post mini vlogs, and repost affirmations on your story after getting with your ex for the 4th time this year. #shabang

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

Holy fuck another SCHWARBOMB. #metskiller #reedthisshitsgood

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

Holy fuck Schwarbomb twice in the same inning. #metskiller #reedigotanewcart #kingpin

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

Wyndham Clark making Shinnecock look like Bushwood CC. Expecting more out of the course this weekend. #bogey

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

- any size Brusters ice cream, blast, or dessert.

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

Since PA wants to tell me what I can and can’t do while driving my car I made a list of things they haven’t banned while driving:
- eating a meal
- drinking coffee, water, NA beverage
- using the radio
- adjusting climate controls
- adjusting seat position
- talking to passengers

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

Posted this while driving too. #smd

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

I would pay to see Rory miss a 5 footer on Sunday and someone sack up to win in with a couple holes to play. #bogey

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

With all that money from policing phones in cars they might be able to afford air conditioning in Philly public schools. #budget #slushfund

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

I love the US Open, as a golf purist this gets me fired up every year. #birdie

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

I don’t need an antidepressant, I just need what white girls feel when they repost affirmations on their story. #woof

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

Damn, they got De Niro too. The derangement is real. #illness

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

What a show at the White House, the Don knows how to entertain. #UFC

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

How are ppl raising money to support a murderer? You’ve gotta be fucking crazy to send them a dime. #guilty #hekilledsomeone

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

Thinking about getting into some graffiti this summer. #cbtm #thoughts

[slim shady @brabbit1216]

How tf does this hp printer refuse to connect to my phone or computer. #pieceofshit