chris

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday, you gotta do what you gotta do........But you got dick......so you smoke some reefer, eat a Burger, salute the Flag, give Mama a stabbing and tell the neighbor to suck your dick, you're not lowering the music.....

[Dr. Rhonda Patrick @foundmyfitness]

Another study suggests that Vitamin D may reduce COVID-19 fatality by suppressing cytokine storm. Data from 10 countries found people with vitamin D deficiency were twice as likely to experience severe COVID-19 complications, including death. https://t.co/4L6HVUQ1DG

[Francesco @Frances89972510]

@Exister0303 @elonmusk @GavinNewsom I live in Sweden, we habe 10million in total and 3000 deaths. We have had pretty much everything open since day 1. Just applied social distancing, no face mask. #it can be done if you are cautious

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.

[chris @BRACKENS_]

@LorenaSGonzalez I was confused by your tweet until I read your bio

[Sarah Ellison @sgellison]

Skip Bayless used to argue with Terrell Suggs about the Ravens, but now he’s picking them to win the Super Bowl.

"Lamar Jackson and the Ravens should have won it all last year. And I believe they will win it all this coming year.

“The rich got richer.”

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Wednesday, you could bitch and complain or you can start work on your masterpiece.........whatever that may be.......Have a TREMENDOUS day......

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Now give people back their FREEDOM

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Classifying all deaths as corona even if corona didn’t cause the death is simply a lie

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Give people their freedom back! https://t.co/iG8OYGaVZ0

[chris @BRACKENS_]

Fuck China

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

FREE AMERICA NOW

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Lamar Jackson has announced he will be on the cover of Madden NFL 21 🙌

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

China is a dictatorship that, for decades, enforced a one child per family policy under penalty of forced sterilization. But they can't close down the farmer's market from hell? #CoronaVirus #WetMarkets

[chris @BRACKENS_]

@samlecorchick Can you flip me a few

[chris @BRACKENS_]

@Fitzsimmons__ Imma squirt my ass. Rather have food then tp

[chris @BRACKENS_]

What’s the toilet paper hype about. My ass is the least of my priority. Get me a garden hose and some canned goods.

[chris @BRACKENS_]

@Apple can we get FaceTime voicemails?

[chris @BRACKENS_]

I enjoy holding the door for someone when they’re to far away and watching them bust out a quick 40 yard dash