Sam

[Sam @samlecorchick]

@hayleeeywillis Stop I’m still dying at this

[Sam @samlecorchick]

@hayleeeywillis Ur probably right 🤣

[Sam @samlecorchick]

@hayleeeywillis get ur broom ready baby girl it’s on

[Sam @samlecorchick]

@Austin4343 Stylish lil sausage baby

[Sam @samlecorchick]

@hayleeeywillis This is pure gold

[Sam @samlecorchick]

@M_Tyler7 My favvvvvorite!!

[Sam @samlecorchick]

So u know how dogs sometimes aggressively kick dirt after going to the bathroom?? My dog kicks one leg up and freezes for a couple seconds instead lmao

[Sam @samlecorchick]

It’s 8 am and I’ve already taken a shower, did a face mask, washed dishes, made banana bread, cooked breakfast, did a load of laundry, cleaned the kitchen & now I’m gonna finish my macrame piece. I am literally someone’s grandmother

[Sam @samlecorchick]

The guy in front of me at Dunkin stuck his head out of his window for like 2 min to tell me I’m beautiful then paid for my coffee🥺 creepy or cute?? I think a lil bit of both

[Sam @samlecorchick]

This tweet did not age well

[Sam @samlecorchick]

I'm so lucky to have a man in my life that doesn't make a god damn fool out of me lmao

[Sam @samlecorchick]

I hope I have a dream about laying on the beach with sand on my ass cheeks and alcohol in my hand tonight

[Sam @samlecorchick]

@TheoVon @BRACKENS_ 🥴

[Sam @samlecorchick]

Does anyone else’s bf greet them by saying “howdy do ya fuckin muskrat” or is that just mine

[Sam @samlecorchick]

@BRACKENS_ Whenever u want sweet cheeks

[Sam @samlecorchick]

I will not eat another pancake that does not have bananas in it I just won’t

[Sam @samlecorchick]

@BRACKENS_ I sureeeeely do!!

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Cant believe Bens and Jerry still selling ice cream at these high ass prices during virus. yall greedy @benandjerrys both of yall

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Just ate my first turnip.
Lets Goooo!!!!

[Sam @samlecorchick]

Help my little brother & his team win!! Vote for CHS💙🤍

[Prep Baseball Maryland @PrepBaseballMD]

MD March Madness

East Region Elite 8

5 – Leonardtown @ltown_baseball
11 – Chesapeake (AA) @CHSBB19

Vote for who you want to advance.