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[Lay @bracyourselves]

In case y’all missed it

[Great Value Beyoncé @tieshatwo]

about 20 more minutes in the oven

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

Willow had people whipping their hair for 40 days and 40 nights.

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

Pensó que lo iban a atropellar, luego pensó que un malandrín le iba pegar y después pensó que la policía lo iba a confundir, demasiada adrenalina en pocos segundos.

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

how are cows and chickens not extinct? we eat them mfs like bags of chips

[mila ᱬ @blinklisoojense]

It would have been way cooler if they hadnt said shit and that we had discovered it while watching the movie

[Maestra D @ClassiestQueen]

My great grandma passed away this week and I really don’t wanna go to the funeral… until my dad said

“Can you please support me, I just lost my grandma”

[Dad @achiever4L]

How maths teachers feel after solving the same question they've been solving for the past five years

[ZORO @_brinxinx]

Bruh, I'm seconds away from disaster! Where's the men's restroom? 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Liza @Li33aaa]

At the family barbecue my cousin’s husband kept joking that “period mood swings are just an excuse to be a bitch.” His 13-year-old daughter finally said, “Dad, when you have a kidney stone you cry and everyone brings you ice packs. When Mom has endometriosis she still packs your lunch. Sit down.” The table went quiet so fast you could hear the burgers sizzle.

[Tiyane!🇨🇲 @YaneTunechi]

Niggas will post a nigga stealing Arizona but not the pedophiles running our country

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 China is now allowing engineering students to invent a new product instead of writing a 100-page dissertation to earn a PhD. 👏

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

NINTH ALBUM????

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

I got fired from my job of 13 years last week. Irreconcilable differences with my newish manager. My main job was payables, and I had established relationships with a few of my vendors. I called 4 of them to say goodbye and one of them called me back to say her company had an opening . I start with them next Wednesday . 😊

[veronica 🐎 @coalintopearls]

agora uma vantagem: vai ter a mãe por MUITO tempo, e teve o privilégio whimsical de ver ela jovem com seus próprios olhos

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Chris Hemsworth took a blood test as a stunt for a TV show. The results said he is 8 to 10 times more likely to develop Alzheimer's. Every workout he has posted since is a brain protection protocol disguised as a fitness video.

The test was for Limitless in 2022. The plan was to reveal his results on camera. Peter Attia, the longevity doctor running the bloodwork, saw two copies of the APOE4 gene, called the director, and refused to say it on film.

Two copies is rare, about 1 in 50 people. One copy is common: roughly 1 in 4 carry it, and most never find out because almost nobody tests.

So he rebuilt the routine. Less heavy lifting, more endurance and cardio, because cardiovascular fitness is one of the strongest levers an APOE4 carrier can pull against cognitive decline. He started learning an instrument with Ed Sheeran because new skill acquisition builds cognitive reserve. He added deliberate solitude because chronic stress accelerates the exact pathology he is racing.

His grandfather had Alzheimer's. He watched it happen. Then a camera crew handed him the genetic receipt.

The man with the most photographed body on earth is training for the one organ nobody can see.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

If you have a second home in New York City worth more than $5M, check your mailbox when you’re back in the five boroughs — because you've got mail.

Today, we sent notification letters to property owners, letting them know that our new pied-à-terre tax is coming soon.

The best city in the world deserves the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world. That's only possible when we all pay our fair share.