Good aftermeuwn little troublemakers 😈
Today I finally return to twitch after such a long break of travelling! I’ll be yapping and trying a new comfy game called Solar Punk before heading into Dead by Daylight a little later 🧡
See you at 4pm CEST 🙌
I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack."
Short. I am a small and humble man. A short stack sounded perfect for me. I waited with a calm heart.
She returned carrying three pancakes, each the size of my face, stacked into a tower, with a block of butter on top sliding down the sides like slow lava.
This was the short one. I did not dare ask what the tall one looked like. Some knowledge a man is not ready for.
I ate for forty minutes. I was not full. I was afraid. The tower did not shrink. I am fairly sure it was growing back faster than I could eat it.
I had to surrender. I left half. In Japan, leaving food is a deep shame. So I leaned in close and apologized to the pancakes directly, in a low voice, one by one.
The waitress asked if I wanted a box. I did not know food could be taken into custody. I declined. I did not want it following me home.
In America, is the short stack truly the small one?
I need time to prepare my spirit before I ever face the tall one.
⚠️🇬🇧A WARNING if you follow British Vtubers🇬🇧⚠️
It's going to be gross and🔥HOT🔥 in the UK soon, what you need to know to prepare:
~YES we WILL be complaining about the weather.
~YES it's going to be insufferable.
x NO we don't have AC.
x NO we will not shut up about it.
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