Brad

[Brad @brad_lye]

I’m in my sugar mummy consideration era

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Found a note on my phone that says ‘worry less about the passage of time’ and it’s dated April 2021

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Surely there’s enough decent actors about that we don’t need the same ten guys on rotation in every other film

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Dressed up his elaborate fantasy about killing one as a “thought experiment”

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I think Schrödinger just hated cats

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My final meal on death row would be a bowl of the weetabix minis with little banana bits in them

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Got woken up by a loud bang in my room last night so naturally I did the only sane thing an adult man could do (pulled the duvet over my head and boiled myself alive)

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Accidentally radicalised myself against the endless rat race by watching Fight Club again :/

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That inner wince when you’re talking to a mechanic and accidentally reveal you know fucking nothing about cars 🥸

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Coronavirus said “new year, new me 😌”

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Really getting into the festive spirit this year

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Is everything objectively shit or does it just *feel* like a dark cloud of doom hangs over everything?

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Moths are too aggressive

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Quite jealous of my cat who knows absolutely nothing about coronavirus

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Only Fans but it’s me doing a docuseries on the monopolistic situation found behind the treatment of anxiety disorders

Only Xans

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Something about remembering to take your bag for life out the boot before you go into Tesco really makes you feel like you’ve got your life together

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Just realised my dentist appointment tomorrow is at the comically perfect time of 2.30

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Flying to Saudi Arabia for a work trip on Friday the 13th. So long and farewell 👋🏼

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They got me profiled mayn I’m fucked

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I’m sick of personalised ads knowing the exact kind of clothes and shoes I’d want to buy