Brad Polen

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

Starting off 2025 on google maps looking for obscure islands

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

@kicking_CASS SHOCKINGLY APPLICABLE TWEET 🚨🚨 I just set up fingerprint mfa wanna be in the test group

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

A russian twist sounds like a bad drink

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

One of life’s simple pleasures is watching Diners, Dive-ins, and Dives in a hotel room

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

Time to lock in on some Green Day until works over

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

If the CEO of Love’s Truck Stops told me to jump off a bridge. Tell my family I love them

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

Awful day to be a histamine around me

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

I’m the funniest guy at the optometrist and it’s not particularly close

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

The word doozy sounds nothing like what it means

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

You MUST be having more fun than the other tables at hibachi

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

Taking a stroll through ikea like it’s a museum

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

Just admitted at work that I watched two full episodes of phineas and ferb last night

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

Showing the gf my empty ice cream cup for affirmation

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

Too many restaurants are afraid of serving refried beans

[Brad Polen @brad_polen]

King sized chocolate bars used to feel a lot bigger

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@will_borowka Of course. Let’s play him in Otis and see how long it takes for Schmidt to ask for new music

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Two eggs over easy are way better than two eggs scrambled. But three eggs scrambled are way better than three eggs over easy

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Companies mention JD Power Associates like I have any clue what that is

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You know it’s gonna be a long night when you google “how to find car keys”