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Braddah of the Ocean | Seafood sommelier

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I’d rather not eat for the day then go to Trader Joe’s to watch all the norms freak out about this baby storm in NYC and fight over some trail mix

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End of this song is enough to make a real man bawl his mf eyes out

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Dropping an absolute stinker in my sisters new west village apartment…. Sorry bout that

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“Oh my god Taylor and Travis got engaged” cried the left as they ate their Dubai chocolate alongside their labubu dolls.

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Was in deep shit last night

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@thaddeusjones69 MNPI Jones

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@johnnnyoduya Midwest aura

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Conversation with my 60 year old
Tajik barber Boris:

“How many kids do you have”
“11”
“How old are they”
“Oldest one 23 youngest one 1 year old”
“Same wife?”
“Yes”

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Snapchat’s “X years ago, today” time stamp is one of the most grim reminders of how fast life goes by

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Biggest reason to travel to is to accumulate unc lore

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@johnnnyoduya Garden and crank hog

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@Mid30sManhattan RJ Grunts for turkey club

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No, Mr Intern, I have not had the chance to look at what you sent me yet. It is about dead last on my priority list.

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Snack situation at the crib is so critical rn

Mfs are eating saltines (from when my boy had a tummy ache)

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Yo let’s iterate that again

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Chat, my girlfriend just dropped “Jesus would not have liked trump.”

I have no particular opinion on this matter, but what do people think?

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Brown bagging in the NJ transit on the way to EWR hits different. Only got one this time, I’m growing up.

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Most NPC companies:

1) San Jamar (paper towel dispensers)
2) ThyssenKrupp (elevators)
3) Siemens

What are others?

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I’ve been dying to come here since moving to NY but every time I go past I feel like it’s been closed . It has always held this mysterious aura on account of that.

Finally came across when open. It is epic, and I will be returning to spend my entire biweekly salary on kielbasa

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Walking around midtown transporting items with a tote bag I collected from my local Uzbek supermarket.

Fuck your little banker bag squid!!!