Jones

seed oil enthusiast | litquidity mug owner | alphabet city gentrifier | elon boot licker | techno dungeon patron | obscure cuisine enjoyer |

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@IWantAFutureToo Odds are in my favor

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@bmurph025 Banger

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My work sock game fucks, hard

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Little Myanmar being on the NYT’s top 100 list has me so down bad

Happy for them but it will physically pain me to see their grub be reviewed on tik tok by a blonde in an alo two piece

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Lunch

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@IWantAFutureToo Obese coworkers compensate for their lack of self-control by trying to control others

Put down the donut before giving comments, lard ass

Good tweet Jones

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Cultivating vibes today with mother

Brazilian buffet muck with a healthy portion of boom cha cha boom boom cha

Back in the city now with a full stomach and an urge to splurge

Happy Saturday to all who celebrate

Signed,
Joãones

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@ludwigvanseth Banger

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New handle

Ya dig?

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Belligerent MDW capped off by taking fine ting to Russian & Turkish baths last night. Veselka muck after. Walk of shame this morning

All seniors on my team traveling internationally this week

Life really is whatever you make it and today I’m making it lovely

Cheers,
Jones

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@BraddahC It’s no Dewey brother

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Constipated as heck

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I gotta start lying about what i do on the weekends

Told my boss who’s married I went to Michael Bibi

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Getting destroyed with work on a beautiful weekend invokes an emotion that humans were never meant to experience

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As I reflect, Andor may just be my favorite show of all time

Masterpiece

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Tarpless 5 miles in the rain

All my bosses at a conference in Napa the rest of the week

Influencer with 500k followers dropped me a like on hinge

Andor season finale was unbelievable

Hell yeah

Signed,
Jones

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Tarpless 5k this morning

Roster is being accumulated and playing time distributed

Some of my boys are newly single

Got off at 7:30 tonight

The sun is shining

Someone pinch me

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This little life

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@ludwigvanseth Wig, thanks for the note

Let’s do it

Text me

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Woke up at 10am today, missed two calls

This is becoming a problem even with the world’s loudest alarm clock

Director asks me if I got up to some freaky shit last night

Fucked your mom, dude

Employment may be wrapping up soon

Thanks all
Jones