Braddock Family

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"When I am asked what my favorite quote is, I usually just make one up and say its by anonymous..." @ashbrad3 #braddockfamisms

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"That hurt like a father!" #ashtonisms #braddockfamisms

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"I just laughed at that in my brain!" #addisonisms 😂

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"I'm not going to college. I'm going to tell my parents I'm going to college, then go get ice cream." #parkerisms

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Addison - "Can I talk on the phone with my sister?" *takes phone and immediately hangs up* #addyisms

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"These bananas and strawberries? They're icing on the cheesecake."

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Normal families sit down and talk about their day at dinner. The Braddock family, however, has dance parties.

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"Do you know what a spork is? A spoon with a mohawk!" #parkerisms

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"Do you see that? That's the melted ice cream from my mouth. Cause my mouth's hot..." #parkerisms

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"You period piss period me piss. oh wait..." #ashtonissmart #obvs

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If you're rude to your mom, you know you're a Braddock #butreally

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"I'm going to take my pants off and put them on your head!" #crazybro

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Caitlin: "Hey, Mama B!" Mama B: "Thanks for FINALLY getting here!!" #jokester

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"Happy face, dollar." #parkerisms

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"Aim, picture" #parkerisms